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Job application letter (sure you will like it)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bank, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. bank

    bank Senior Member

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    Dear sir,
    I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you
    company of CEAL. I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination
    certificate in 1997. My skool here Nyamongo very good.
    I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no
    childish. My father deaded long time ago and my mother is
    marry in Swaziland country there 10 years now, no see she
    until now, so nobody known to help me money and food and
    tea and drink.
    My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes
    in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but
    fail in English because of Mjaluo teacher teaching me is
    look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and
    shoe than Mjaluo teacher.
    I here people you want security guards to your company and
    I tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years
    looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief
    dead. I want to join the company of you and chase criminal
    and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow,
    spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight
    for boxing like Tyson.
    Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any
    time because me have hand telephone now. I am red for
    interview with you if you like me.
    Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy
    machine there at Mchaga shop is of a long time and very old
    it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.
    I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until
    now. I can speak English free. I have no very many I end
    here. Please also greet your wife and childish!
    Yours
    (AK47).
    Kind Regards
     
  2. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    dah
     
  3. semango

    semango JF-Expert Member

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    kazi lazima apate
     
  4. Relief

    Relief JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaa...................tihi tihii hiii....................mbavu zangu eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
    duh jamaa noma, nimemkubali:clap2:
     
  5. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    itabidi tuandamane aisee, huyu jamaa muanzisha thread amedhalilisha kabila.
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hee! Natafuta tuishen ya kidhungu.
     
  7. 22nd

    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    ningekuwa mimi ndio boss, lazima ningempa kazi, he so fun and honest
     
  8. LoyalTzCitizen

    LoyalTzCitizen JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa Tanzania huyu anaweza akawa waziri mkuu huyu! he is qualified to fit that position!
     
  9. Kashaijabutege

    Kashaijabutege JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee Kiaro huyu.
     
  10. Inkoskaz

    Inkoskaz JF-Expert Member

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    Job granted...no interview
     
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    atieno Senior Member

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    bosi mpe kazi huyu jamaa.dah
     
  12. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    ha hah aaaaaa!!!!!!! au ndio yule kamishina wa jeshi aliyeishia darasa la saba nini?
     
  13. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Mkwere nn
     
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