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Jinsi ya Kumwomba Mke Wako Unyumba!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by VUVUZELA, Jun 23, 2011.

  1. VUVUZELA

    VUVUZELA JF-Expert Member

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    Nimesikia hivi ndivyo wanaume wa makabila mbalimbali wanavyoomba wake zao tendo la ndoa:

    WAKURYA:Mama Bhoke rara chini nikurenge.
    WAMASAI:Mama yeyo nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake.
    WAHAYA:Mama koku infact njoo tuperform.
    WACHAGA:Mama Manka fungua kibubu nitupe shilingi.
    WAPEMBA:Mame Ali panua paja nti waja!!
    Je,kabila yenu linaombaje??????????
     
  2. yutong

    yutong JF-Expert Member

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    kaka naona umechoka pengine kapumzike kidogo labda utakuja na jipya
     
  3. VUVUZELA

    VUVUZELA JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu nitapumzika
     
  4. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Bro teh,teh,teh,teh!U made ma day!!
     
  5. SHERRIF ARPAIO

    SHERRIF ARPAIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmnnhhhh!
     
  6. EMT

    EMT JF-Expert Member

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    duh...........
     
  7. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Na wakwere je?
     
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    mzee wa njaa JF-Expert Member

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    asante nenda zako kalale ***** wewe hapa ni kwa ma great thinker sio sura ya kitabu (facebook).
     
  9. Sumba-Wanga

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    None of the above.......
     
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    ombeni Senior Member

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    nimecheka sana mpaka nimepaliwa na chakula!
     
  11. VUVUZELA

    VUVUZELA JF-Expert Member

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    Ahsante kwa kucheka! Manake wengine wamenilaumu kwamba kwa nini nimeileta hii topic hapa jamvini. Kuna politics na kuna humour! Kuna time ya kuwa serious na kuna time ya ku-have fun!
    Enjoy!!
     
  12. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaah umekopi thread yangu ya kwenye jokes eeeeeee.....
     
  13. white wizard

    white wizard JF-Expert Member

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    kisukuma.
    MAMA TABU ZOGO NAKUCHIME
     
  14. Steven Robert Masatu

    Steven Robert Masatu Verified User

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    kijita
    fulama nikumanule'
     
  15. nyumba kubwa

    nyumba kubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hii si mara ya kwanza kusoma huu utani. But still nimecheka. Thanks Vuvuzela kutuongezea siku za kuishi (kwa kutuchekesha)
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! kazi kweli kweli
     
  17. Gagurito

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    Mkuu teh! Ugreat thinker Ktk mahusiano, mapenzi na Urafiki? Kwel wewe ur a realy great thinker! Mkuu Vuvuzela thanx!
     
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    Thread km hii zilishapita kibao humu. kw hesabu y haraka haraka ziko km 10 hiv! ht cjacheka.
     
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    katabu JF-Expert Member

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    Hayanihusu. Whatever alimradi kila cku watoto wanazaliwa. Hata vichaa nao. Lete kanuni ya shughuli.
     
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    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Mama chaupele hebu kaa vizuri nikuchome sindano!
     

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