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Jinsi ya kumtishia msichana wa kibongo.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kichina mwambie ana ugonjwa wa SARS.ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kikenya muambie ana UKIMWI..mschana wa kiamerica utamshtua ukimwambia anaugua CANCER..na mwisho ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kibongo....muambie huna HELAAA!!
     
  2. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa halafu nikishamtisha inakuaje Mpwa? Ndio inakua gia rahisi eeeh! aaahh nimekusoma, niko na mmoja hapa ngoja niaze kulalamika shida, nione itakuaje maaana nasubiriwa na Wife home nae kaniganda hapa, eti anataka kunivua gamba! saa hizi?!!!
     
  3. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha..mkuu hio ndio njia rahisi kama unataka akuhepe fasta.mpe hio uwahi home kabla waif hajakutafuta.
     
  4. King'asti

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    kuna wanawake wengine wanajua uchumi, wanaangalia potential for investment. ukilia shida hapo atakuhurumia vya uongo, aanze kukubembeleza ili ajue future plan yako na lini utapata mahela. ndo utagandwa sasa!
     
  5. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa halafu nikishamtisha inakuaje Mpwa? Ndio inakua gia rahisi eeeh! aaahh nimekusoma, niko na mmoja hapa ngoja niaze kulalamika shida, nione itakuaje maaana nasubiriwa na Wife home nae kaniganda hapa, eti anataka kunivua gamba! saa hizi?!!!
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!
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  7. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ni kare
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umeonaa eeh mkuu.
     
  9. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    heheeee.king'asti sasa hao ndio 2tawaita vitega uchumi ama? Hio kali.
     
  10. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu hio nimeiona na ndio mbinu mpya ya kukwepa kugandwa ninayoitumia ha ha ha..
     
  11. Jaguar

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    Ukitaka kumtisha demu wa ki-haya mwambie sina ndefu nina kipisi.
     
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