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Jinsi ninavyo mla,

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by prakatatumba, Oct 17, 2011.

  1. prakatatumba

    prakatatumba JF-Expert Member

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    Nampaka chumvi,kisha namuandaa mezani namla upande huu,nikimaliza namgeuza upande mwngne,anashombo sana lazima ninawe,huyo SAMAKI jins anavyoliwa,maana anavpande vitatu
     
  2. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    ............mweh!
     
  3. ERIC JOSEPH

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    Kwanini huo ujumbe usinge uweka huko facebook mana hautusaidi tena wala haujengi zaidi ya kuhalibu madili.usijenge chuki nami huo ni mtazamo wng
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    usile mwenyewe vipande vyote vitatu gawia na wenzako maana kula peke yako ni dalili za ufisadi.
     
  5. prakatatumba

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    ukienda mtwara wanasema,bah!
     
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    Mbaona kila kitu facebook? Eboo
     
  7. prakatatumba

    prakatatumba JF-Expert Member

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    joseph usiwe kama mfungwa aliye jela anaona vidirisha vdogo kwa juu haoni mbali,kwan samaki unamlaje?umepata maana ipi?itakuwa hujui kiswahl au ulikimbia somo la kiswahli,
     
  8. prakatatumba

    prakatatumba JF-Expert Member

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    m nachukua samaki wa kunitosha peke yangu,tafuta wako
     
  9. AMINATA 9

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    ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thanx .............bah!
     
  10. Mzee wa Rula

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    Samaki huyu ni kama yule wa Off Side trick waliomwimba, watoto wa Kizenji?
     
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    Otorong'ong'o JF-Expert Member

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    pande za kilimanjaro wanasema KIRUUU!!! NGA STUKAA
     
  12. prakatatumba

    prakatatumba JF-Expert Member

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    mwambie Joseph kila k2 eti tukwambie wewe,ukubwa wa madaraka wa rais umefanya kuwepo kwa mchakato wa katba mpya
     
  13. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini Prakatatumba ebu weka CV yako umekuwa ukiitembelea JF muda wa kipindi gani kabla ya kukata shauri kuwa member, nina maana from intro to thread!
     
  14. prakatatumba

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    kwi kwi,ukienda upareni wanasema uwiii
     
  15. prakatatumba

    prakatatumba JF-Expert Member

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    we jamaa achana na wahuni wa lugha wale maana nilvyoona video nikapata picha kamili,samak mbona pei chee tu,
     
  16. prakatatumba

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    duh!!kiboroboroni?majengo?mwanga?same?hedaru?makanya?chekeleni?pasua au ?
     
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    Najuuuta kukukaribisha JF!
     
  18. prakatatumba

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    utakuwa unausingz tu,pumzika,kwani samaki ni nini?
     
  19. Bondpost

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    Jamani si samaki tu kama papa? Jipapa! Kipapa! Na wengineo tatizo la kusoma shule za 'saints nanihii' hilo! Hata lugha nyepesi inakuwa taaaabu kuipata! Ndo maana mnapewa offside trick!
     
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    Wakina nanihii wanasema BOJO BOJO IYOO MAWEEE
     
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