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Jinsi ma- engineer wanavyotongoza!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    "Hi dear

    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
    trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
    circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
    standing in your triangular garden.

    Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
    vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a
    deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
    my heart differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
    roots, which only you can solve by making good binary
    relation with me.

    The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I
    promise that I should not resolve you into partial
    fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
    applying the limits from zero to infinity.

    You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

    The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
    personality.

    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant
    on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle
    of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved
    polynomial of degree 10.

    With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart
    pump like a turbo diesel engine"

    " Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????”

     
  2. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa style hii mwanamke hachomoi,
    Kweli engineer ni engineer tu,
    Akitaka nyumba itokee kwenye mlima, mlima utaondoka na nyumba itatokea
    Akitaka kwenye maji kuwe na barabara, barabara itatokea
    Akitaka kwenye joto kuwe na baridi, basi ni full kipupwe
    Kweli engineers ni wasaidizi wakubwa wa Mungu hapa duniani
     
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    ifolako Member

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    Ahaa,big up Engineers!
     
  4. S

    Sumuni Member

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    Unless anayetongozwa ni engineer pia..... I doubt!
     
  5. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Unahofia kutoelewana mkuu?
    Vingine anaenda kuuliza
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Omba asikutane na wahuni, watatafsiri for their interest halafu mzigo unaenda kwingine.
     
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    aaah bana word are not everything that a woman looks to a man
     
  8. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Umenifurahisha sana, wanachakachua kitu ya msaidizi wa Mungu
     
  9. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini mkuu maneno yanaumuhimu hasa unapokutana na mtoto kwa mara ya kwanza ili kumimpresi
     
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    mimi05 Member

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    Ha ha haa,I like it.
     
  11. Marunde

    Marunde Senior Member

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    Am proud to be engineer kwa style hii ngoja ni copy hayo maneno nikayapaste kwa msichana mmoja ananisumbua sana.
     
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    Qsm JF-Expert Member

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    umbenivunja mbavu zangu:smile-big:
     
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    Marunde Senior Member

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    Hiyo ni trick nzuri ndio uzuri wa jf nimepata pa kuanzia
     
  14. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah, Engineer don't copy if you can't paste!
    Utamng'oa tu huyo mtoto engineer hashindwi kitu ila anaweza kuchelewa
     
  15. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ndo ma ENGINEER 2napo onesha utofauti na NGWINI!!!
    Tatizo MATHEMATICS sana imetawala watatuelewa kweli hii mitoto ya siku hizi VILAZA vya hesabu??!!
     
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    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Engineer umesahau ile ROUND BOTTOMED FLASK BUTTOCKS!!!!

     
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    Haya maneno yanasound vizuri kama atakua anayatoa huku anaimba.
     
  18. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Vitaelewa hata kwa gelesha maana vinapenda sifa vionekane navyo vimo.
     
  19. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah, tengeneza sauti basi mkuu
     
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    ngoko JF-Expert Member

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    watu wanaelewana kwa ishara sembuse na maneno matamu ya eng. , hapo hamna doubt mtu ataingia ...
     
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