jf udaku:remix

[Dr Lizzy]

Nini tena dearest, i want the best for you,i know you know that...let me handle this...lol

The best for me? Bishanga?Dearest you can not be serious.

 

[Inkoskaz]

Awali ya yote naomba nikiri mbele ya hazala hii kuwa uzi wa 'jf udaku' kwangu ulikuwa ndo sredi of ze year 2011.
Kudos kwa aliyeshusha uzi huo (jina la mdau husika memory un reachable).
Ndugu zangu naomba tuli fresh our memories kwa uzi ule na tuuenzi kwa kupiga remix yake (tuchanganye ala za uzi ule na mpya).Bishanga naanza na headlines hizi za gazeti letu pendwa,edition ya kesho:
1.feisbuku afumwa gesti akiwa na mme wa mtu,katika purukushani adondosha avatar yake.
2.Yabainika: aliyewachonganisha Hashycool na Michelle kumbe ni The Boss,Michelle amuumbua mbele ya Hashy(full news pg 4)
3.malaria sugu na OTIS warudisha kadi za CCM,wajiunga na DP chama cha Mtikila,Freeman naye mbioni kuwa join.
4.Dena na Lizzy waonekana pamoja katika tete-a-tete katika kitchen party ya Husninyo,harusi yake na Rejao jumamosi ukumbi wa igongwe bar.
5.Kongosho kumbe ni mwanaume!
6.yametimia! TF kufunga ndoa na AD.
7.Bishanga afumaniwa na mke wa mtu,mgoni wake aonekana akinoa jambia eneo la tukio!
8.Ashadii atoa tamko,'kuanzia leo siingii tena jf' ,kisa kamili uk wa 8
9.Babu DC aonekana maeneo ya Ikulu akifuatilia malalamiko ya wastaafu wa iliyokuwa EAC.
10.Nyaningabu azipiga kavukavu na figganiga,kisa kugombea kakuku ka kienyeji maeneo ya temeke sokota!mia
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[Michelle]

The best for me? Bishanga?Dearest you can not be serious.

Dearest, let me do my work at the end its for you to decide....am doing my analysis....!!

 

[TIMING]

Mi huo uzi sikuuona!!

hata wenyewe haukukuona!!:eyebrows:

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Dearest, let me do my work at the end its for you to decide....am doing my analysis....!!

Well, the least I can do is wait for the analysis report so, fire away dearest.

 

[Michelle]

Well, the least I can do is wait for the analysis report so, fire away dearest.

Thats my girl...am giving it my best... Bishanga yuko wapi tena? hasira za wewe kumkataa pengine yuko uswazi kwake guest..smh!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Thats my girl...am giving it my best... Bishanga yuko wapi tena? hasira za wewe kumkataa pengine yuko uswazi kwake guest..smh!

Hahahaha. . . huko guest unadhani atakua kajifungia analia au wamejifungia analiwazwa?

 

[asakuta same]

Thats my girl...am giving it my best... Bishanga yuko wapi tena? hasira za wewe kumkataa pengine yuko uswazi kwake guest..smh!

hamna lolote saiz atakuwa anammendea kongosho yule! anamsubiria njia pandaaaa.

 

[asakuta same]

Hahahaha. . . huko guest unadhani atakua kajifungia analia au wamejifungia analiwazwa?

teh teh teh ,siyo kuliwazwa ,,,,wanaliwazana!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

teh teh teh ,siyo kuliwazwa ,,,,wanaliwazana!

Yeye ndie mwenye machungu hivyo analiwazwa.

 

[asakuta same]

Yeye ndie mwenye machungu hivyo analiwazwa.

kwani ww unajuaje km aliyenaye hana machungu na yy?

 

[Bishanga]

Niseme nini tena hapo, maana mzee mwenzangu Bishanga kamaliza yote..............
Ngoja niendelee kuperuzi kurasa za ndani za hili gazeti ili nipate udaku kamili

yathibitishwa:Cantalisia kumbe ndo 1st born wa Mzee mzima Mtambuzi.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

kwani ww unajuaje km aliyenaye hana machungu na yy?

Sijui ndio maana siwezi kumuongelea.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Lizzy avimba kama puto la harusi!
Kwa uhondo zaidi, soma uk. wa 3.

 

[Bishanga]

The best for me? Bishanga?Dearest you can not be serious.

of course Bishanga,tajiri la kihaya!

 

[Michelle]

Hahahaha. . . huko guest unadhani atakua kajifungia analia au wamejifungia analiwazwa?

Analiwazwa na Kongosho according to source...sijui Kongosho yukoje yule??

 

[Bishanga]

Dearest, let me do my work at the end its for you to decide....am doing my analysis....!!

wakati unaendelea na analysis mi nasali na kuomba nipitishwe na kamati!

 

[Michelle]

hamna lolote saiz atakuwa anammendea kongosho yule! anamsubiria njia pandaaaa.

Bishanga sijui vipi nae? hawezi hata kupitiliza siku moja....mi najitoa..Lizzy endelea tu na shem wetu yule japo ni mchokozi!

 

[Michelle]

wakati unaendelea na analysis mi nasali na kuomba nipitishwe na kamati!

Kamati imepitisha Lizzy aendelee na aliyekuwa naye until further notice...

 

[Bishanga]

Thats my girl...am giving it my best... Bishanga yuko wapi tena? hasira za wewe kumkataa pengine yuko uswazi kwake guest..smh!

nimejaa tele,nasubiria tu report card ili nikanunue suti!