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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mama Ajiunga JF Kwa Jina La Beib Loveee
    Baba Ajiunga Kwa Jina la Prezda wa kitaa
    WOTE WAMEJIUNGA JF KWA SIRI NA HAWAKUWEKA AVATAR
    mara mazoea yakaanza kukutana kwenye threads za MMU na Chit Chat


    Sasa Siku Moja Baba Akaona Request *beib loveee wants to be your friend*


    Mzee Akaconfirm fasta na kuzama *kuPM*


    PM ilikua hivi:-
    Prezda wakitaa: karibu mrembo....


    Beib lovee: thanx mtanashati....


    Prezda wakitaa: unaishi wapi?....


    Beib lovee: SINZA kwa wajanja(kasema ukweli)


    Prezda wakitaa: nice place swt.


    Beib lovee: thanx.. Wewe unaishi wapi?


    Prezda wakitaa: KINONDONI(kadanganya)


    Beib lovee: unakaa kwa mapedejee?


    Prezda wakitaa: haaa! haaaa! Kawaida tu mrembo....vp tunaweza tukakutana tukaongea zaidi mrembo?


    Beib lovee: wewe tu me nipo free.......

    Wakapanga siku ya kukutana,tabiri sasa kilichotokea walipokutana
     
  2. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmh!
     
  3. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Walirenew marriage, Halaf hakuna raha kama kumtongoza waifu wako bila kujuana
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Excelent we ni noma aisee, yan jocks zako huwa nazikubali balaa lazma mtu ucheke vya kutosha.
    Dah full shangwe.
    Wakikutana itabidi wapige match ya dharura tu.
     
  5. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    mke nae anapata hiyo raha?
     
  6. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nilitegemea wewe ndio utatoa ushuhuda upande wa mke?
     
  7. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja mme wangu anitongoze tuone.
     
  8. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Shemeji haruhusiwi kufanya hii rehearsal?
     
  9. SUPERUSER

    SUPERUSER JF-Expert Member

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    wote lazima wailikua wadogo kama piriton
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    sasa mbona unaguna,au ndo waliguna walipokutana
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Ila huoni kwamba kila siku kila mtu lazima akae kwa mashaka
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks mkuu,ndo hii walipokutana walichapana kwanza ila swala la talaka na polisi walipofika maeneo mi sikwepo
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    aaah lazima utakuwa mpole kama karunguyeye
     
  14. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    kwa ID yako hii hii?
     
  15. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Hamna mashaka bana! hiyo inazihirisha kwamba kweli ni ma soulmate yaani God amewakutanisha tena mpaka kwenye feki ID khaaa! hawa kweli wameunganishwa.

    Halaf sredi iko jukwaa la jokes mbona wewe uko serious bana
     
  16. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani nikibadilisha nitakuwa bado shemeji?
     
  17. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    ukibadilisha nitakupa cheo kingine.
     
  18. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Leo nilikuwa kwenye mgomo wa kutoa like lakini hafla nimekugongea.
    Acha mzembe nizamie kubadili ID
     
  19. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    hehehehehe! Likes zote uniforwadie kuleeee. Mbona umefurahi kupewa cheo kipya? Umeshakijua?
     
  20. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    aaah mi kweli Sir God amewakutanisha tena,hata mimi ningegomba hata ila love lazima iwe maradufu bhana mana nishajua
    bila kuwa makini wife wangu watamkwapua.
    Hahahaha nipo serious bhana we hii ishu ipo we unadhani ndoa yangu itaweza kudumu tena?
     
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