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JF Garden (Bustani ya Jei Efu)........

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by TANMO, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hizi Ndumu Bana!

    Eti nilikuwa ninaimajini kwamba Jei Efu imegeuka Kabustani halafu wana Jamii wamegeuka viumbe tofauti tofauti.

    Kuna watu nimewaimajini eti wamekuwa Viwavi Jeshi, Vinyonga, Sungura, Mchwa, Kunguru n.k

    Kuna huyu Mbaba nilimuimajini kama Kobe aisee, simtaji..

    Kuna huyu dada aliyetulamba vibuti akaenda kwa yule mshamba mshamba jirani yake, yeye nime muimajini kama Kipepeo, maana ndiyo za vipepeo kuruka kutoka sehemu moja kwenda nyingine.

    Nanihii, na misifa yake yote eti nimemuimajini kwamba ni Komba, i donti noo wai kwa kweli.

    Halafu kale kabrazameni kalikotunyang'anya yule Dada nimekaimajini kama fuko, yaani kanafukua fukua mpaka kanaharibia wenzake pozi.

    Mzee nanihii Bana naye nilimfikiria kama wale wadudu wanaotoa miiba, labda sababu ya unoko wake kwa vibinti vyake humu.

    Halafu kale ka'mke ka yule Brazameni Mapua nimeka'imajini kama Mbu, sijui ni kadogo kama mbu nako ni kadogo na kasumbufu kama mbu?

    Huyu nanihii sasa ndiyo ameniacha mdomo wazi, si nimemfikiria kama Kinyonga Bana, labda kwa sababu anawezaga kujibadilisha any time. Kuna wakati anajiita mara mzungu, mara mchina, mara Msela, mara Manzi..

    Dada yetu Mod nikamfikiria kama Twiga, manake naye sam taimz anakuwaga na mapozi kweli. Eti ooh, natoa zawadi ya laiki wa atakayenifurahisha.

    Mshikaji wangu nanihii si nikamu'imajini kama Sisimizi, labda kwa sababu daily wenye nguvu wanampokonya Manzi.
    Sista duu Mibanghe nikamuimajini kama Nguchiro, sijui kwa nini Yarabi.

    Mamdogo Mashambani nikamuimajini kama Farasi, manake mishe mishe zake ni balaa. Eti siku hizi anauza dawa za kienyeji!
    Kuna vijamaa nilivifikiria kama vindege vidogo vidogo, labda kwa sababu kila siku viko bize kutongoza huku mara kule.

    Balaa ilikuwa Mshkaji wangu Baba Paroko, yeye nimemuimajini kama Tembo, halafu kumbe ulikuwa kifungoni arifu.. Pole!

    Kuna visungura kadhaa niliviona pia kwenye Imajinesheni zangu, eti hadi hundred na kale kamkoa kapya ka kusini nimewafikiria kama Sungura, dizaini ni vijanja janja sana hivi vijamaa.

    Kuna baadhi pia niliwafikiria kama Upepo, manake wakiamuaga huwa wanaweza kubadilisha kweli hali ya hewa humu Jamvini.

    Kuna Sista Nanihii (za kupotea Bibie?) Yeye nilimuimajini kama Chui, manake ukimzingua huwa hakawii kukurukia shingoni.

    Mimi mwenyewe nimejiimajini kama...

    Hebu ngojeni, narudi.

    Mapendo.
    TANMO
     
  2. Lilian Masilago

    Lilian Masilago Verified User

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    Mhhh. Hebu nielezee maana ya Ndumu.....
     
  3. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaa TANMO huu utani wa ngumi aisee....na ntaendelea kufukua sio kwa Preta tu hata Bishanga muulize anajua maumivu yake!
    Hebu lala sasa uone utaota nini tofauti na ganja
     
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  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Bange...!
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona unajihami Arifu?
    Hivi ulishaenda kumjulia hali Ndugu yetu Mtu Chake?
    Manake nusura nafsi iache mwili kwa maumiu ya kutoswa,
     
  6. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa mtu chake kapoteza memori ya Preta yan hana kumbukumbu km alishawahi kuwa na mahusiano na huyo binti
     
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  7. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    nimesoma mpaka mstari huu.....ngoja nikaendelee......
     
  8. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Huo mstari unasemaje?
    Hebu nisomee kwa sauti nisikie..
     
  9. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu nasikia hata wewe ulishamwagwa, kuna Kada Flani hivi wa Magamba ndo nasikia anamiliki mzigo sa'ivi..
     
  10. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nimajinije mkuu? napenda mamiss na vitoto vya shule. mia
     
  11. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    nimekaa najiuliza mtunza bustani ni nani....nikishamjua huyo nataka anichumie waridi zuri
     
  12. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    TANMO unaniona mimi wa kumwagwa? Tena na Preta ?
    Lol haiwezi kutokea yule ni mama wa nyumbani na ninapokuwa nimekosa kwa Remmy na BADILI TABIA huwa naenda zangu kujituliza kwake
     
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  13. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa watu8 wasiliana na Katavu ndiye mtunza bustani na anajua maua yanayochanua na kusinyaa
     
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  14. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    figganigga utafungwa aisee
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Heheheeeeeeeeeee
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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  17. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    malaria sugu na Faiza foxy bange zako zimewaweka katika kundi gani?
     
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  18. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    na wewe nimekuimajini kama mzee wa kuimajini.........
     
  19. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu yaani wewe nilikui'majini hivi:
    Yaani wewe na mwenzako Mkoa Mpya Jirani na Rukwa..

     
  20. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Shikamoo..
    Upo? Vidumu vyako na Ndoo zako wote hawajambo?
    Manake unasifika humu kwa kubeba vidumu hadi Magudulia na Matanki.......
    Eti Mwanamke Kidumu, hata ndoo ikianguka upate maji ya kujinawisha miguu.......Tulizana......
     
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