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Jealous Wife.....

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Boflo, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that
    she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass
    across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had
    called, he got back to Mommy to inform her that there was a lady that
    picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the
    mobile.

    She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing
    him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then she
    slapped him again for good measure.

    People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of
    the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady
    said to him when he called.

    Junior said: "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at the moment.
    please try again later".


    Boflooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  2. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha! Boflooo....
     
  3. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....Boflooooooooooooooooo....lol :smile-big: :smile-big:
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Bofloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Loooolll
     
  5. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh haya bana
     
  6. nyumba kubwa

    nyumba kubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka sana. Imenikumbusha movie niloangalia jana inaitwa "Reload" kuna wanawake wana wivu wa kufa mtu. Kuna mmoja huyo kila akiona gari ya mumewe anamwambia dereva wake waifuatilie. Kuna siku wamefuatilia mpaka hotel mumewe katoka na kabinti kwenye gari wacha mama akachimbie mkwara. Siku nyingine kaona gari ya mumewe kaifuatilia (huwa yeye ana dereva afu it seems ni mama wa nyumbani ila ndo mwenye pesa ambazo hubby wake anatumbua) kakuta kumbe gari yao (Vogue) inaendeshwa na mwanamke na si mumewe. Alichokifanya ni kumdaka yule dada, ambaye inaonyesha alikuwa anaenda ku book chumba hotel na alikuwa ni staff wa kampuni yao, na kumwamuru ampe dereva wake funguo afu akampandisha nyuma wakakaa wote akiwa anampa mkong'oto mpaka wamefika nae home kwao. Kachukua mkanda kaendelea na shughuli ya kumtandika. Mume baada ya kusaka kimada wake anakuta gari ya wife imepaki hotel akajua kimeshanuka. Kukimbia home kakuta kimada yuko hoi. Eti anajitetea huyu ni just co worker. Wife anasema eeh ngoja nimfunze adabu ili aogope other people's property (sikujua ana maana ya mume au ile vogue aliposema other people's property). Ni movie nzuri inaonyesha jinsi gani wanawake tuko possessive na tunavyopenda ku deal na the other woman na si wapenzi wetu.
     
  7. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Duh..! sasa jamaa alimrudishia vibao vyake alivyompa?
     
  8. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    • :smile-big::smile-big:

     
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