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Jealous pastor

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mr. Magena, Apr 27, 2012.

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    Mr. Magena Member

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    A pastor married a jealous woman. One day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the living room, “Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, joy and grace into my life.” She ran quickly with a frying pan, whacked him on the head and said, “I knew you were a player and a fake pastor! You’ve just prayed for all your girlfriends, you think I didn’t hear you! Who the hell are Mercy, Joy and Grace???”
     
  2. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    shiiiiit!!!!!
     
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    Sasa Jealous hapa ni pastor au my wife wake?
     
  4. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    a jealous yf..ilipaswa kuwa hvyo au vp mwnyethread!
     
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    Hyo ni kweli
     
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    hata mi 'nashindwa kushangaa'
     
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