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Je unakumbuka?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    JE UNAKUMBUKA MORNING SPEECH ENZI HZO 4M1.?..Zile za
    "One dei mi endi my mother wi went to the farm wi went weeee,until we reached to the farm then wi started to dig wi dig wi dig wi dig wi dig until tired then i said mother mother am tired miiiii,then she said go under the tree and wait for food,i waiteed weeee i weited weee but wea,i weited weeee but wea.."
    Hapo maneno yanakuishia unajikuta unaropoka
    'THANK U' alafu unaondoka haraka kuficha aibu.
     
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    mjasiria JF-Expert Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA MKUU YOU MADE MY DAY HASA HII I waited weeeeeeee but wea
     
  3. e2themiza

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    hahahahaha! Mia aisee hahaha! Hw can i 4get lol! Those a great moments to think of hahaha! Nimeipenda speech yako hw long was that?
     
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    yap thats gd
     
  5. DEVINE

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    Dah nimiaka 6 iliyo pita
     
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    fad fundi Member

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    develop develop
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Miaka ya shule hiyo.
     
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    Halafu wanoko wanasema;'minus your voice,hatukusikii!>>>wakimaanisha;toa sauti hatukusikii!
     
  9. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa
     
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    iiiiii, kumbe wewe ni wa juzi kati hapa?
     
  11. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    mnh sa leo ningeongea?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hii form one iyo!kidhungu noumaaaaa
     
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    nachid JF-Expert Member

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    ebwanae enzi hizo kama longolongo inakushinda unaenda kubana chooni then muda wa class unaibuka
     
  14. The great R

    The great R Senior Member

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    i was a great dogder wa hizi ishu nakumbuka kila alhamis na jumanne coz i was very shy kusimama mbele za watu
     
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    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    ha!ha!ha!mkuu,kuna msela wangu huyo tangu 2anze 4m 1 hadi 2nauwa 4m 4,ye hajawahi kutinga assemble,yani fuly kujichimbia chaka.
     
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    G-son Member

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    Yaaah Hizo enzi nzuri sana.

    Za don't follow follow me.

    Pia nakumbuka kwenye somo la kidhungu tuliambiwa tutunge sentensi kwa kutumia neno "WHEN". Basi kuna jamaa alikua anakanyaga soka balaa ila ikija darasani looo!!! Alitunga sentensi ifuatayo; WHEN OTHER I WERE RUNNING MCHAKA X2 OTHERS I WAS SWEEPING THE CLASSROOM.

    Kwa bahati mwalimu hakuna na papara akamsifia ile arudie, very good ******* again! Class pay attention to the sentence!!!!
     
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    Na nyingine zile za 'Katelefoni dont smok mai river' enzi hizo tukimaanisha Kassim usivute mto wangu. Au zile nyingine 'Dont follow follow me without any because' akimaanisha Usinifatefate bila sababu. Au zile nyingine 'Be careful you will go and water' tukimaanisha Kuwa mwangalifu utakwenda na maji..those days bwana.
     
  18. Masikini_Jeuri

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    LooK I am ANOTHER! Ohooo! Hapo umechimba bonge la biti!
     
  19. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
     
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