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Je kuna ukweli ukweli

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by actus, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. a

    actus Senior Member

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    Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?​
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    LAW OF QUEUE:​
    Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
    unakwenda mbio zaidi.

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    LAW OF TELEPHONE:​
    Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)

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    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:​
    Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza
    kuwasha ili uikune

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    LAW OF THE ALIBI:​
    Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari
    lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli

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    BATH THEOREM:​
    Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita

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    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:​
    Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa
    na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

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    LAW OF THE RESULT:​
    Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako
    imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

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    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:​
    Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale
    ambapo huwezi kujikuna

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    THEATRE RULE:​
    Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

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    LAW OF COFFEE:​
    Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi
    atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.

     
  2. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    very very true....lol
     
  3. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Law of the wrong keys: kila ufikapo mlangoni, funguo ya kwanza utakayo jaribu itakua sio yenyewe, hasa kama unahitaji kutumia choo as an emergency... (Murphy's law)
     
  4. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    It might be
     
  5. the grate

    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    Somehow true
     
  6. feis buku

    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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    THEATRE RULE:hii iko poa sana!
     
  7. Mkale

    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    BATH THEOREM: ni kweli kabisa.
     
  8. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    kila unapoingia jf kujibu post yako unakutana na post kibao za kucomment.mia
     
  9. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah nimezipenda zote aisee kwa kuwa ni za ukweli. Ya telephone iko fulllllll
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    LAW OF ERROR REPETITION;Mtoto mdogo asiyeweza kujua kipi kiatu cha kushoto na kipi cha kulia,daima huvaa viatu ndivyo sivyo,kiatu cha kushoto atavaa kulia and vice-versa.
     
  11. T

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    LAW OF MARIAGE
    Mara nyingi mke wa mtu huonekana ni mtamu kuliko mwanamke asiye olewa.
     
  12. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Hii hutokea wakati fulani
     
  13. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu!mkuu umesha wahi kuonja???
     
  14. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmhhhh.... Hujaelewa mada, umeishia kutoa siri.
     
  15. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Kuna ukweli.
     
  16. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee ni ukweli mtupu.
     
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