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jaza nafasi iliyoachwa wazi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mopaozi, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. mopaozi

    mopaozi JF-Expert Member

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    Jaza mapengo kwa ku2mia neno {zi} naamka asubuhi nina usingi.... nakunywa chai na maanda.... Kwa mchu.... wa na.... na ndi.... ninae soma sms hii mimi ni chi.... pia mshen.... niliekosa ra.... za waza.... na nakaa mwaka mzima sinyowi mavu.... sababu naona ka.... Kwenda dukani kununua topa....
     
  2. Bakulutu

    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    Weweweeweeeweee!!
    Zi.....zi....zi....zi.....zi....zi
     
  3. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    wewe ni man... au mka..
    malizia na zi.
     
  4. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ni kia.. Uliyekosa male... Kutoka kwa waza... Ndio unatuletea upuu...
     
  5. Ralphryder

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    Mh! Nachooka!
     
  6. J

    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    Mmh,ngja nibali...maana mleta u...ni mshe....akiona dem yeyote njiani ye anapi......acha uku.....
     
  7. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Haya sasa ni matusi ya rejareja.
     
  8. TaiJike

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    Bata vu.. linapita.
     
  9. Mentor

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    We mopoa..., kweli mshen..., umeanzisha u..., ukajaza n..., kumbe upuu...
     
  10. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    ya leo kali, mbavu zangu jamani!!
     
  11. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekosea njia. Mnisamehe wakuu!
     
  12. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha kwakweli mbu.. Ni mbu..hata atiwe mchu..
     
  13. P

    Praff Senior Member

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    Acheni stori za kizin..
     
  14. CUTE

    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  15. Deejay nasmile

    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    Huu ni u_ au ushu_
     
  16. LEGE

    LEGE JF-Expert Member

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    Nawaona washen...woote mliochangia matusi katika huu u.. Inaonekana ni kiasi gani hamjapata male..na waza.. Wenu inaonekana mda wote mnawaza mapen...naona mmeandika ushu... Mtupu kwenye huu u..
     
  17. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Lione ndo maana linasuka rasta mpaka kwenye mavu__
     
  18. nelly nely

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    We mwehu nn!!!!
     
  19. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Umetutukana unafkiri kukupiga hatue..
     
  20. Rejao

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    Wewe ni mpuu..maneno yako yote yanatoa ushu..
     
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