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janja na janjaure.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa baada ya kutoka dili mida ya saa mbili usiku alijisachi na akapata hana nauli ya taxi.hivyo akasimamisha taxi huku akipiga mahesabu itakuaje.alipouliza bei dereva akamuambia elfu tano.hakusita akaingia na taxi ikampeleka na alipokaribia kwake akamuambia dereva tafadhali simamisha hapo niwahi pale dukani nikanunue kiberiti manake nimeangusha pochi yangu ndani ya taxi yako na ina laki mbili ndani.dereva akamuambia wahi fasta tuendelee na safari.jamaa kwenda dukani na kurudi dakika tano tu kapata dereva keshachomoka kitaaambo.jamaa taratibu huku akicheka akamalizia hatua chache zilizobaki mpaka kwake..
    UKIJIFANYA JANJA IKO JANJA ZAIDI YAKO.
     
  2. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Chunga,Tamaa mbaya!
     
  3. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli ugumu wa maisha ni kipimo cha akili
     
  4. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    Akili kumkichwa.
     
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    Balozi Chriss Senior Member

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    Doh tamu sana...
     
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    Jamsuldash Member

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    alidhan kapanda kumbe ndiye kavunwa, kwel kuzaliwa mjn ni elimu ya form 6 tayari
     
  7. NG'ADA

    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    hii "imesimama" a.k.a imekaa vizuri
     
  8. Aggrey86

    Aggrey86 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Jamaaa ni ni noma bwana! Dereva tax imekula kwake hapo!!!
     
  9. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Na akijaribu kurudi kwa jamaa, atadaiwa laki mbili hewa na pochi na vitambulisho, hivyo itabidi auchune tu
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    duuh..................wajinga ndio waliwao
     
  11. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kweli kazi ipo.
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh kweli tamaa mbaya
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    imenivunja mbavu;
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia sana!
     
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    omary mtaita Member

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    kweli mjini shule....yyyeèèyo
     
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    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    ebwanaeeee
     
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    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh, kweli mjini shule jmn!
     
  18. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi nani zaidi kati ya janja na janjaure?.
     
  19. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    hawa watu wawil ukiwafuatilia kwa sana mkuu utapata janja huzidiwa akili na janjaure.
     
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    PrN-kazi JF-Expert Member

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    It prove much how Taxi Drivers are not honest.
     
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