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Jamani nanihii yangu iko wapi?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jakubumba, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeenda tanga na rafiki yangu john kuwasalimia. Jirani yao mzee xxxxx ana binti mzuuuri mwajei,ila nikatahadhalishwa kuwa nisimguse maaana yatanitokea makuwa ila nikabisha. Nikapiga saunti binti kakubali, tutakutana kwenye room ya john, binti alikuwa bikira mazee, nikatoboa kitu,gafla nikahisi ganzi kushika sina u.....o wangu. Nikamwambia binti ashike na yeye akasema hauoni,nikatoka nduki nje nikimwita john anisaidie kuitafuta na yeye hakuiona. Watu wakakusanyika maana nilipiga kelele sana. Wakatuambia tuwahi kwa baba yake atakuwa ameuchukua kimazingara maana alisha wahi fanya hivo kwa jamaa mmoja alieng'ang'ania binti yake mkubwa, kufika nyumbani kwa mzee tunaambiwa wana siku nne hawamuoni. Je nifanyeje? Nirudi dar? Yani niko nyutro sio binti sio kijana.
     
  2. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    weka ya bandia wachina watakusaidia, tatizo lako husikii tamaa yako imekuponza. Nitarudi baadae kidogo
     
  3. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe eeeh!
     
  4. obsesd

    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha tanga kunan pale.....
     
  5. Mwanajamii

    Mwanajamii JF-Expert Member

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    unanipotezea muda
     
  6. Ritz

    Ritz JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmm!!!
     
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    Kwamex JF-Expert Member

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    Rudi Dar kwa Shigongo ukauze story.
     
  8. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Haijaniingia akilini wala
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Njo nikuazime wa kwangu maana siku hizi unanisumbua na kunifanya niwe na katabia kama kako kalikokupotezea huo u.....oo.
     
  10. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    ningekuwa nayo ningekuingizia akilini
     
  11. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Achana nayo tu si lazima kuwa nayo, ntakusaidia mimi. Nitafute kwa 0715..........15
     
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