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Jamani muwe mnasikiliza watoto-haya tena....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ledwin, Nov 1, 2008.

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    Ledwin JF-Expert Member

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    Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a
    honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's
    house for their first night together. In the morning,
    Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
    breakfast.

    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
    mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies,
    'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I
    think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear
    what you think! Just go to school.'

    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are
    Fred and Mary up yet?' She replies,
    'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I
    think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you
    think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.'

    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are
    Fred and Mary up yet?' His mom says, 'No.'
    He asks, and ‘do you know what I think?' His mom
    replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?' He says:
    'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
    think... I gave him PATEX glue. So.........????
     
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    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Kaazi kwelikweli!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha! that was funny! mtego wa kithungu.
     
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    Buswelu JF-Expert Member

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    They have stack..uffss...bibi aende sasa akafanye makeke..sujui
     
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    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu,nimecheka asubuhi na mapema,I think it will a nice day today.
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    ...Ilikuwa ni giza nini?? Dogo yaani hakuona tofauti ya kikopo cha vaseline na tube ya patex glue???
     
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    Ledwin JF-Expert Member

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    yaani wakati mwingine ,na hizi technology,watoto wanajua sana vitu vingi nowadays,huyu atakuwa amefanya makusudi tu,(joke)
     
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