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Jamani kiswahili cha Kenya......

Discussion in 'Jamii Photos' started by MziziMkavu, Aug 13, 2011.

  1. MziziMkavu

    MziziMkavu JF-Expert Member

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    Maadhimisho ya siku ya ukimwi Kenya​
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  2. afrodenzi

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    hahahahahahah lolz.
    Kilicho andikwa ndo kimeniacha hoi..
    hizo sentensi mbili za mwisho duuhh
    sijui ndo wanaita shaggy ...(skumbuki)
     
  3. MziziMkavu

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    Mimi pia hicho kiswahili cha hao watu wa Kenya kimeniacha hoi na kucheka sana mpaka mbavu zinaniuma sana, huku nilipo ninao wakenya wa kabila la kikuyu basi hicho kiswahili chao waweza kucheka wanachanganya kiswahili na lugha yao ya kikuyu tehtehteh
     
  4. Bujibuji

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    wanajua sana marketing hao jamaa. Dunia inaamini hao ndio mabingwa wa Kiswahili
     
  5. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahah
    saa nyingine ngumu kwaelewa
    dahhh kazi kweli kweli lolz..
     
  6. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    wanaao amini hivyo , hawajui wanacho kiamini ...
     
  7. Tai Ngwilizi

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    kuna mmoja aliandika kiswahili kiboovu kwenye fb wall yake, mwenzie aka comment: hey shunga hio kiswahili yako inaharibika sana siku hizi...
     
  8. Tai Ngwilizi

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    na kwenye ofisi moja ya serikali kuna tangazo: KWA UDUMA BORA VUA NINJA.
    lol!!!
     
  9. bht

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    ile inaitwa sheng ni kiboko....unaweza ongea mbele ya mshua na akatoka kapa....(hasa yale maongezi ya vijana ambayo hawataki mzazi aelewe)
     
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    kicuahili cetu kina cekesa thana
     
  11. Dena Amsi

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    Mie huwa wananiacha hoi tu pale wanaposema "NILIGONJEKA" nakwenda "KWA NYUMBA"
     
  12. Sakoyo

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    Wenyewe wanakuambia "Kiswahili ILIZALIWA Tanzania IKAKUWA MUGONJWA Kenya halafu IKAKUFIA Uganda..........
     
  13. Masikini_Jeuri

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    Hembu rudianga!
     
  14. Dena Amsi

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    Wanaita Sheng'

    Nakwambia mazee ni noma sana eti namuulizaa mbona ulido vile jana?

    Town wanaita "TAO"
    Salary wanaita "Salo"
    Majina sasa ndo usiseme Isaack (Izoo),
     
  15. M Mahona

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    Wanaongea kiswahili fasaha kuliko watanzania hao
     
  16. bmx

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    ukiwa hotel mhudumu anakuuliza 'ume2mana",,,ukiwa kwenye ma3 ukitaka kushuka unasema 'shukisha',,nilienda guest kulala nikauliza asubuhi kuna chai? akasema 'hapa unalala 2 hatupeani' nilicheka mpaka mbavu ziliuma,,,,
     
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    Leo nimeDiscover kua Nyinyi waTz mnababaika na sheng yetu
     
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    kwikwi sikiliza nyimbo zetu
     
  19. naiman64

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    Kwa kiswahili gani mlichonacho? Nikikuta mkenya anaongea na mtu ninayemuheshimu inabidi niondoke taratibu hakawii kutukana akifikiri yupo sahihi halafu ati tunakibabaikia mkuu hapo hamsifiwi "mnanangwa"
     
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    Ati umediscover nini? Kwani shida iko wapi mtu akisemanga ukweli? Nachukua mathree hapo nikasalimie mpango wa kando
     
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