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Jamani chabo n0ma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Big bwoi, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. B

    Big bwoi New Member

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    University students waliingia kwenye
    quiz ya kuongea, two friends ambao
    walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana
    aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri
    kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe
    mwenzie.
    Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana
    na wanafunzi walishagundua kuwa
    maswali yalikuwa yakijirudia basi
    yule jamaa aliyeingia wa kwanza
    alipotoka akaamua kummezesha
    mwenzie majibu tu.
    SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WAS
    TANZANIA INDEPENDENCE ?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS
    SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT IT WAS
    POSTPONED TO 1961 DUE TO MANY
    REASONS.
    SWALI LA 2 BY PROF: WHO BROUGHT
    INDEPENDENCE ?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SO MANY
    PARTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU
    NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO
    FINALISED IT.
    SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: IT IS BELIEVED
    THAT IN MARS THERE ARE LIVING
    THINGS,DO YOU BELIEVE?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SOME SAY
    YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE
    STILL INVESTIGETING.
    Sasa alipoingia yule kijana ambaye
    uwezo wake darasani haukuwa mzuri
    na kwakuwa alikuwa amekariri
    majibu tu ilikuwa ni patashika humo
    ndani ya chumba cha mtihani.
    SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WERE YOU
    BORN?
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: IT WAS
    SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT POSTPONED
    TO 1961.
    SWALI LA PROF: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS
    YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SO MANY
    PARTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU
    NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO
    FINALISED IT.
    SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: OHHHHHH MY
    GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY?
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SOME SAY
    YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE
    STILL INVESTIGETING
    JAMAN CHABO NOUMA......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Ee bwana e chabo noma!
     
  3. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha!!
     
  4. Ziltan

    Ziltan JF-Expert Member

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    5% ,nione!
     
  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani haiwezekani,nakataa
     
  6. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    We kataa tu sisi kila mtu alitakiwa aeleze akimaliza sgule anataka kuwa nani. So sentensi ilitakiwa ianze na WHEN I FINISH SCHOOL I WANT TO BECOME...................., Jamaa wakajimwaga jirani yake akaanza kusema "spider" kwa sauti ya chini lakini jirani yake kilaza akawa amaisikia. Zamu ya jamaa ikafika akapora jibu la jamaa harakaharaka! Enhee Beda tell us, Jamaa akasimama WHEN I FIFNISH SCHOOL I WANT TO BECOME SPIDER!
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo alikuwa kilaza mbaya kabisa:lol::lol::lol:
     
  8. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh! So sad na pia inachekesha sana imeifanya siku yangu kuisha salama
     
  9. sister

    sister JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah, chabo noma mtu mpaka ana copy jina la mwenzake badala ya kuandika jina lake.
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Hii imetulia it is from the original source, not copied. Big up m2 wangu tehe, tehe, tehe
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ni noma,japokua umechakachua.
     
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    majimbi Member

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    hahhahahha nimeipenda sana
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha....kilaza haswa.....thanks mkuu....made my day:poa
     
  14. THE STRONG

    THE STRONG Senior Member

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    hiyo noma kweli nilikuwa napita 2
    :eyebrows:
     
  15. Michael Amon

    Michael Amon Verified User

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    Duh! kweli chabo ni noumaaa
     
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    Brainiac Senior Member

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    Hahahahaha, respect, u hv glued my face with a smile...!:)
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Its so funny!
     
  18. manenge

    manenge JF-Expert Member

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    Somo kwa wapiga chabo
     
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    ha ha ha JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh, atakuwa alisap!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    u made my day men!!!!!!
     
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