jamani ache Mungu aitwe Mungu

[Yummy]

Bibi shikamoo! Upo kweli hapa duniani au?

Laaziz upo?

 

[Madame B]

Hivi wewe Madame B na charminglady mbona mnauliza majibu.........mnataka tuwapeni vya uvunguni,poleni hatusemi ng'ooo!!!!

Tuambieni ili siku mkiachika tujue pa kuanzia.
Shauri zenu...!!!

 

[Judgement]

Hivi when do you start growing from the day you are fertilized as an egg ?
As an zygote ?
Kisha life yako for the 9 moons ukaishi kwa kutegemea UMBLICAL CODE ? Umbilical ikawa it pumps blood through the arteries and then back to placenta! Hii ndiyo ajabu yangu kubwa kulikoni !

 

[KARIA]

Laaziz upo?

Nipo mamsap wangu nijaali uzima wa afya yako?

 

[Asprin]

Kinachonishangaza kwa nini iliitwa aspirini

Siku utakapoletwa kwangu ndo utajua umuhimu wangu. Kama vipi usiache kutumia condom.

 

[CharmingLady]

Hivi when do you start growing from the day you are fertilized as an egg ?
As an zygote ?
Kisha life yako for the 9 moons ukaishi kwa kutegemea UMBLICAL CODE ? Umbilical ikawa it pumps blood through the arteries and then back to placenta! Hii ndiyo ajabu yangu kubwa kulikoni !

dah, hata me huwa nashangaa sana!

 

[Yummy]

Tuambieni ili siku mkiachika tujue pa kuanzia.
Shauri zenu...!!!

Na ushindweeee haachiki mtu hapa,hatulogekiii!!! BADILI TABIA na cacico hebu mwambieni huyu bibie apunguze spidi za kumsalandia mume wetu. Asprin njoo fukuza hii tembele hapa.

 

[Asprin]

Na ushindweeee haachiki mtu hapa,hatulogekiii!!! BADILI TABIA na cacico hebu mwambieni huyu bibie apunguze spidi za kumsalandia mume wetu. Asprin njoo fukuza hii tembele hapa.

Wife bana, hata huyu naye mnaniita? Uu wapi ule imoja wenu? Hebu mpigeni mande asepe zake bana.

 

[Yummy]

Wife bana, hata huyu naye mnaniita? Uu wapi ule imoja wenu? Hebu mpigeni mande asepe zake bana.

Hahahaaaa kipenzi unataka nikupe nini leo?

 

[cacico]

Na ushindweeee haachiki mtu hapa,hatulogekiii!!! BADILI TABIA na cacico hebu mwambieni huyu bibie apunguze spidi za kumsalandia mume wetu. Asprin njoo fukuza hii tembele hapa.

mke mwenzangu upo?? nashanga kwa kweli haya mambo! yapo nje ya uwezo wangu nachooookaaaaaaaa, ila kitakachowapata wanga wa ndoa yetu watakuja hadithia hapa, wacha nielekee kimanzi chana kwa babu!

 

[cacico]

Siku utakapoletwa kwangu ndo utajua umuhimu wangu. Kama vipi usiache kutumia condom.

hubby siku hizi nakusoma kwa taabu sana, lolest!

 

[Asprin]

Hahahaaaa kipenzi unataka nikupe nini leo?

Nitumie PM taaaaamu ya mapenzi niburudike. Hakikisha unawakopi cacico na BADILI TABIA. Afu mbona unaniangalia hivyo?

 

[Asprin]

hubby siku hizi nakusoma kwa taabu sana, lolest!

Wananichokoza honey. Nami sipendi uchokozi. Nyie mwanitosha sijui wananitakia nini? Mwone kama huyu...

 

[cacico]

yan na mie namshangaa! hebu tuwaite wakeze waje hapa watuambie. cacico, BADILI TABIA Yummy njoon mtupe majibu huku. . .

yaani nyie tu na makengeza yenu, mbona hivyo lakini??? mbona siye twapendanaaaaa tena kupita mwanzoni! lol

 

[Yummy]

mke mwenzangu upo?? nashanga kwa kweli haya mambo! yapo nje ya uwezo wangu nachooookaaaaaaaa, ila kitakachowapata wanga wa ndoa yetu watakuja hadithia hapa, wacha nielekee kimanzi chana kwa babu!

Afazali mwaya nenda, uje utugaie fidibak

 

[Yummy]

hubby siku hizi nakusoma kwa taabu sana, lolest!

cacico umeona eeee............tutaongea kwa pembe!hapa hapafai.

 

[cacico]

Wananichokoza honey. Nami sipendi uchokozi. Nyie mwanitosha sijui wananitakia nini? Mwone kama huyu...

uwiii hubby huo ni uchokozi kabisaaaaaaa, kama huyo huna budi kumkagua kwakweli!

 

[cacico]

cacico umeona eeee............tutaongea kwa pembe!hapa hapafai.

by the way Yummy nimekumiss, mzima wewe?

 

[Yummy]

Nitumie PM taaaaamu ya mapenzi niburudike. Hakikisha unawakopi cacico na BADILI TABIA.

Tayari switiii

 

[Yummy]

Wananichokoza honey. Nami sipendi uchokozi. Nyie mwanitosha sijui wananitakia nini? Mwone kama huyu...

Hahahaaaaa mbavu zanguuuu........wallaih Kongosho akimuona huyu atamtoa baruuuu kabla hata hajafika kwetu loooh!!!