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Jamaa noma..kampiga chini..

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by sarikoki, May 10, 2012.

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    sarikoki JF-Expert Member

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    Kampa lifti sister duu, wameenda umbali kama mita 200 ,simu ya sister duu inaita.... anapokea , ''hi switie niko kwenye daladala ngoja nikifika ntakupigia''. Ile amekata tu simu jamaa kapaki GX 100 pembeni akamwambia nikihesabu mpaka tatu uwe umepiga chini..... demu akawa kama anataka kujitetea... Jamaa akamkatiza kwa sauti '' PIGA CHINIIIII......USINIPOTEZEE MDA MAMAAA'' demu aliruka kwenye gari mbio.
    Yamemkuta mshikaji hapa ofisini leo asubui.
     
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    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe kuita gx 100 daladala kosa eeeh.....
    Kwani daladala lazima iwe coaster au hiace ?
     
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    tabibumtaratibu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikua analake jambo sio bure...
     
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    Tutafika JF-Expert Member

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    Mwongo huyo kawadanganya!, hayo yalikua mawazo tu ila hakufanya hivyo. Wanaume kwa wanawake tuna huruma ya moyoni, (msiulize eti mbona basi tunawapiga, ni mapenzi!)
     
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    Babuu blessed JF-Expert Member

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    smile hiyo picha yako unaenda au unarudi
     
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    mkonowapaka JF-Expert Member

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    haa alishasema...... anaenda
     
  7. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Nafikiri huyo dada hakuwa na lengo la kudharau gari ya huyo kaka kwa kuliita daladala, ila lengo lake labda alihisi kuongea mambo ya mahusiano na mwanaume mwingine huku akiwa kapewa lifti na mwanaume mwingine lingekuwa jambo ambalo si jema hivyo akaona labda amkatishe mazungumzo huyo sweetie wake kwa kumwambia yuko kwenye daladala.

    Ila all in all, uongo si jambo jema hata kidogo.
     
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    WA-UKENYENGE JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu Babuu blessed, alishasema anarudi!
     
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    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    niende wapi?
     
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    Siri Sirini JF-Expert Member

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    Angesema 2 nipo kwenye gari, hata kama mimi nakushusha
     
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Bora yangu daladala for life.
    Cha mtu m.v.
     
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    Babuu blessed JF-Expert Member

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    mkonowapaka acha kumzushia smile unaona swali lake

    i tihnk wau-kenyege utakuwa sahii kiongoz

     
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    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mwenye gx ni mshamba na limbukeni
     
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    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    duh!!jamaaa kauzu zaidi ya dagaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha
     
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    sarikoki JF-Expert Member

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    Utajua na wewe siku mtu aiite VITZ yako bodaboda
     
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