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jamaa na paka

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Judi wa Kishua, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. Judi wa Kishua

    Judi wa Kishua JF-Expert Member

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    [h=5]Jamaa mmoja alikua akiishi na mkewe, lakini mkewe alikua nafuga paka na yeye jamaa alikua hampendi kweli yule paka. siku mojaakaamua aende akamtupe mbali.

    Akamchukua na kuendesha gari kama mtaa wa saba 7 mbele, akamuacha paka apo akaanza kurudi home, alipokua anakaribia kwake akamuona paka naye anaingia ndani.. akashangaa kweli..akauchuna.

    siku iliyofuata akamchukua paka na kumpeleka mbali zaidi kama mtaa wa 18 kutoka nyumani kwake.. akumtupia apo ye akaanza kurudi nyumbani, alipokaribia nyumbani kwake akamuona tena paka naye amerudi anaingina ndani.... akapandwa na hasira...

    kesho yake akaamka na kumchukua paka akaenda mbali zaidi akakata kushoto akakata kulia akanyoosha tena kushoto kulia akazunguka saaaana.. kisha akamtupa paka...... akaanza safari ya kurudi home...

    baada ya muda akapiga simu kwa mkewe nyumbani

    Jamaa: mke wangu vipi.... huyo paka yupo apo??

    Mke: ndio mume wangu yupo katulia tu, vipi imekuaje??

    Jamaa: hebu mpe simu anielekeze njia ya kurudi nyumbani...... maana mi nimepotea.


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  2. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa
     
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    pilau JF-Expert Member

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    Paka mtu!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. 123yrz

    123yrz Member

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    Dah! Uyo paka nowma
     
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    Nani Mimi Member

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    du kweli hasira hasara
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Uyo nyau ni next level aisee....!
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe ndo maana ma-wizard wanamtumia!
     
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    Kihondaich Member

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    kwa kwa kwa kwa hiii ni nyeusi.
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    dah...
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    dah...nimecheka sana, nimekugongea li-like la nguvu mkuuu...kip iti apu
     
  12. molely molly

    molely molly JF-Expert Member

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    dah thats great!
     
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    NG'ONG'ONHWI Member

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    mmmh huyo ni paka au nyau??!!!
     
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    Mchawi m2 paka ana2mwa.
     
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