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Jamaa na ndoto.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Globu, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa mmoja aliota amekufa, alipofika mbinguni akaambiwa kama anataka kurudi duniani achague mambo mawili. Arudi akiwa KUKU au PANYA. Jamaa akachagua awe kuku. Akaambiwa kama awe kuku basi achukue zoezi la kutaga, jamaa kumaliza kutaga tu kaamka kajinyea kitandani.
     
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    Shery Member

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    Duh! Kafanya kweli.
     
  3. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Na kuna jamaa alikuwa amelala na kuota ameokato pesa nyingi za dhahabu. Alijaza mifuko ya suruali bado pesa zipo. Akaamua kuvua suaruali, kule kwenye miguu akafunga vizuri ili iwe kama gunia. Akajaza mihela yote, akaweka "gunia" lake begani kuangukia mgongoni, akaondoka. Akiwa njiani akahisi hela zinadondoka, akapeleka kidole kuzuwia tundu zinapodondokea. Alipostuka akakutia kazamisha kidole kwenye tIgO.
     
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