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Jamaa kaingia kwenye choo kwenye baa moja yenye vyoo kadhaa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shine, Sep 6, 2012.

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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Jamaa kaingia kwenye choo kwenye baa moja yenye vyoo kadhaa. Ile anataka kukaa akasikia sauti toka choo cha pili....
    Sauti: "Vipi mambo?"
    Jamaa: (Kwa upole) "Poa tu..."

    Sauti: "Unafanya nini saa hizi?!?"
    Jamaa: "Najisaidia..."

    Sauti: "Eee bwana ngoja nikate simu ntakupigia baadae kuna **** choo cha pili anajibu kila ninachokuuliza!!!!!"

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    Imekataa hii!!
     
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    mi hoi.....
     
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    yan jf cjawahi kuona kichekesho kinachochekesha kama hiki duh !!
     
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