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Jamaa hadi 35 yrs hajui ku do!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ndevu mbili, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. N

    Ndevu mbili JF-Expert Member

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    Habari JF!
    Jamaa aliambiwa ku do ni kutamu kuliko asali.
    Jamaa hakuamini maana hakuwahi ku do hadi umri wake huo.
    Watu wakamtafutia mrembo anaejua majambo vilivyo...
    Akawekewa hapo ...ikachukuliwa dudu yake ikaingizwa ndani ya k.
    Kisha wakamletea bakuli la asali...akaambiwa awe analamba kidogo kidogo hiyo asali.
    Huku yule mrembo anampapasa vilivyo....baadae jamaa akaanza kujitingisha na kukata mauno huku akisema''asali tamu'' kwenye asali akipunguza kuilamba....ikaongezeka nguvu kwa jamaa huku akisikilizia utamu wa K.
    Alipomaliza jamaa ku do na kupiz...aliulizwa vipi utamu wa asali na K?
    Jamaa akawa (m.a.l.a.y.a) yeye ni kuwatafuta kwa hali yeyote ili mradi apate hiyo kitu.
     
  2. Yericko Nyerere

    Yericko Nyerere Verified User

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    Hebu ni pm tafadhari! Wazeza shuhudia muujiza ndani ya ya mtima wako!
     
  3. Maalim Jumar

    Maalim Jumar JF-Expert Member

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    hapo sijakelewa dada/kaka.
    Mtoa mada ya kichekesho na ww...
    Au ndio vchekesho kwa vichekesho?
     
  4. itnojec

    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    asali ni tamu kuliko nyama
     
  5. Billabong

    Billabong Senior Member

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    Sugar.. sorry asali vs k. its irrelevant, please compare ku do with other games although ku do will still emerge:third:
     
  6. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Uko darasa la ngapi mtoto mzuri? Hadithi yako inatufundisha nini?
     
  7. N

    Ndevu mbili JF-Expert Member

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    Sijakufaham... Darasa ndio umri?
    Inakukataza kujaribu jaribu!.
     
  8. N

    Ndevu mbili JF-Expert Member

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    Can you compare anyway!
     
  9. Dr.Chichi

    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    K*** ni noma,kautamu kake hakaelezeki
     
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