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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Edmond, May 30, 2012.

  1. Edmond

    Edmond JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja aliota amekufa, alipofika mbinguni akaambiwa ukitaka kurudi duniani uchague kurudi kama kuku au panya, jamaa akachagua kurudi kama kuku, lakini masharti kama anataka kurudi kama kuku inabidi atage yai kwanza,, basi akajaribu kusukuma mmmmmmmh!!! akahisi yai litatoka, alipoamka asubuhi jamaa akakuta kajinyea !!!!, hahahahah
     
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    kamtu33 JF-Expert Member

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    Utakuwa wewe.....
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Imeshawahi kutoka hii tena kwa namna nzuri zaidi. Lakini sio mbaya kurudiwa kwa wageni na ambao wawakuisoma wakati huo.
     
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    Ndoto kavu kama sio nyevu
     
  5. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahasaass
     
  6. Chibidu

    Chibidu JF-Expert Member

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    umesahau kumalizia kuwa mkewe alimtandika ngumi mgongoni wakati anakunya kitandani mpaka akaamka kabla ndoto yake haijaisha
     
  7. Wamisosi

    Wamisosi Member

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    Duuu! Nimechekaje? Xaxa nimeianza cku vzuri
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh !

    Near by Shaba pub Mbeya.
     
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    izo mbona watu wengi zinawatokea..ata jiran yetu tasa siku iyo kaoteshwa anazaa asubuh watu wakambebesha godoro kajinyea
     
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    somba kankara Member

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    kazi za:smokin: ganja hizo
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwa kuzimu na siyo mbinguni
     
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