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Jamaa amgonga mama na bintie kwa wakati mmoja.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mateka, Jun 13, 2012.

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    Mateka Senior Member

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    Sio kama mnavyofikiria..... ni kwamba jamaa aliwagonga na baiskeli kwa bahati mbaya.
     
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    HardMartin JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaaaaaabaaaaah!!!?
     
  3. leloch

    leloch JF-Expert Member

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    ndioooooooooooooo
     
  4. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    we leloch mbona ndio kubwa ivo
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    astaghafilulah, laana sumakha
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    wala hatukufikiria kama ww ulicho shuku... ila nia yako ilikua ni upuuzi uliouwaza wewe ukidhani na siye tuna mawazzo hayo.
     
  7. Duduwasha

    Duduwasha JF-Expert Member

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    oi mbona huelezei hiyo ajali waliumia Kivipi? aliwangonga Ngozi au Mifupa au Viungo .nk Elezea fresh au ndio mwandishi makanjanja
     
  8. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    halafu akamweka mama mbele na binti akamweka nyuma kabla hajawakimbiza hosp. na baskeli yake.
     
  9. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    kisha mama akamweka mbele na binti akamweka nyuma kabla ya kuwapeleka hospitali na bike yake.
     
  10. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    he he he he ameipata hiyo...!
     
  11. MduduWashawasha

    MduduWashawasha JF-Expert Member

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    alaaaah
     
  12. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    mavi yako
     
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    cement JF-Expert Member

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    Kwikwikwiiiiiiiii jukwaa linaruhusu!!!!
     
  14. stineriga

    stineriga JF-Expert Member

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    maneno mengine full utata,
     
  15. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaa!
     
  16. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Mheshimiwa Spika, kuhusu utaratibuuu..........

    Man KKK amekiuka Kipengele cha 64 cha kanuni zetu.
     
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    lutolucy Member

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    Kinasemaje? Tafadhari kisome!!
     
  18. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Lazima utakuwa dhaifu. Umejiunga na bunge letu bila kujua kanuni?
     
  19. Emma.

    Emma. JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwa na pepo anatakiwa kuombewa!
     
  20. Ngwada

    Ngwada Member

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    Mmmm! ntarudi naadae
     
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