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jamaa akutana na Mungu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Saint Ivuga, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alipata nafasi ya kuongea na mungu. Jamaa akamuuliza,"Miaka millioni moja ni kama nini
    kwako?" Mungu akajibu,"Dakika moja." Jamaa akauliza tena,"Na shilingi millioni moja ni
    kama ngapi kwako?" Mungu akajibu,"Shilingi moja." Jamaa akamwambia Mungu,"Basi nipe shillingi
    moja." Mungu akajibu,"Nitakupa...ngoja dakika moja
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah!!!!Aisee mwanadamu huwezi kumtega M/Mungu!!!!so jamaa asubri miaka milioni moja apate shilingi moja ya Mungu!
     
  3. Marry Hunbig

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    Thatha thi atakuwa amekufa jamani!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    copy and paste
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    kwa sir God hakuna kudanja kwa hiyo jamaa anatakiwa awe mvumilivu tu
     
  6. Simba Mkali

    Simba Mkali JF-Expert Member

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    Hata kama iko bomba sana.
     
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    Zero One Two JF-Expert Member

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    lol! asubiri dk 1
     
  8. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo??
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Kilaza
     
  10. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Nani kilaza? Unawashwa sana nshakuona mara kibao. Why you cant walk to other thread hadi kuwatafutia watu ban?
     
  11. deni

    deni Senior Member

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    du!..hakuna cha dezo hapo!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Muda unaotumia kutukana ungeutumia kutunga jokes ungeshaweza but anyway ka hutaki jokes zako za ku-copy and paste kujokiwa usiwe unazitoa but ukitoa joke ambayo ishatolewa humu humu utakuwa unachukia kila cku
     
  13. Bratherkaka

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    daaaah
     
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