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Jamaa ahamaki ndani ya daladala!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by msani, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. msani

    msani JF-Expert Member

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    Katika daladala mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.Mtoto akakataa kunyonya,mama akamwambia "nyonya!,kama hautaki nampa anko anyonye"!anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi karibu na huyo mama.Mtoto ikabidi anyonye kidogo akaacha.Mama akamtishia tena kumpa anko!
    ndipo yule kaka kwa hamaki akasema "mama uwe na msimamo,unajua nimepitiliza vituo vinne kwa ajili yako,hebu kuwa mkweli!unanipa kunyonya au nishuke?
     
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    Kifulambute JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah kuchikuchi
     
  3. Mkale

    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    Ii ni kali.
     
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    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Umenifanya nicheke mbele za watu..lol
     
  5. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Ha ha ha ha.....
     
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    dickson longo JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekukubali.
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Bonge la kichekesho so bigup
     
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    brazakaka Senior Member

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    Duh we ni noma!
     
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    kwikwikwikwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Dah umetisha mbaya hivi hakuna tuzo kwa ambao wanafunika ndani ya mwaka mzima ?
     
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    samito JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaha haa nimecheka mpaka machozi, ebana we noumaa..
     
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    Ebwana du nimeiona pia nimeipenda.
     
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    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    wanaowaibiaga watoto wao utawajua tuu!!!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    kila mara hapa naiona,lakini bado huwa nacheka tu
     
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    Isha kuwa kiporo ii haichekeki wala nn...!
     
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    Mwinga Member

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    Du we mkali nimecheka had bas
     
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