..... Ivi kujitambulisha kwamba upo Dar...... ni ujanja eeehhhh..!!??

[Madame B]

Inaonekana mtu akija na swagger kuwa anakaa Masaki wallahi anakula kifuko cha mbolea, na mpaka uje kugundua ni Masaki ya Chole, Mkuranga itakuwa 'too late', marinda yatakuwa yashafumuka.

Dah! Jamani Jf kuna raha...!!
Mmenikuna palepale...!!,
Hapa hatuamini mtu mpaka ulete kitambulisho cha kupigia kura,
Eboo!!

 

[Mphamvu]

Dah! Jamani Jf kuna raha...!!
Mmenikuna palepale...!!,
Hapa hatuamini mtu mpaka ulete kitambulisho cha kupigia kura,
Eboo!!

Umekunwa wapi tena mama?
Kuhusu kitambulisho cha kupigia kura wala hakina maana siku hizi maana Rais wa Zanzibar na mwenyekiti wa Baraza la Mapinduzi kajiandikisha Shule ya Msingi Oysterbay. Sioi Sumari, ambaye chupuchupu aukwae ubunge wa JMT, yeye ndo kaua bendi kabisa, kajiandikisha Kenyaaa...
Zubaa uchekwe!

 

[Mphamvu]

Tena si ado'ado! Ni fumufumu!

Hiyo mtaani kwetu wanasema nukta imekuwa "O" ...

 

[Judgement]

Hiyo mtaani kwetu wanasema nukta imekuwa "O" ...

Ikivuka "O" si unakuja ungo! Unaweza piga makofi usiguse kingo !

 

[BADILI TABIA]

we hujui dar ndo tanzania? Anyway karibu namtumbo uone......

 

[Madame B]

Umekunwa wapi tena mama?
Kuhusu kitambulisho cha kupigia kura wala hakina maana siku hizi maana Rais wa Zanzibar na mwenyekiti wa Baraza la Mapinduzi kajiandikisha Shule ya Msingi Oysterbay. Sioi Sumari, ambaye chupuchupu aukwae ubunge wa JMT, yeye ndo kaua bendi kabisa, kajiandikisha Kenyaaa...
Zubaa uchekwe!

Khaaa!!!,
yani hawa ndo wale wanaotufanya tuweweseke ucku kucha....!
Na kweli nikizubaa nachekwa,
ndo mana jirani yangu ye anajiita M-pagani..!,
Nshafahamu Mphamvu

 

[Triple G]

Ok,mimi nipo Dar Udsm,ila kwetu Iringaaaa,current city ni dar.

 

[Erickb52]

Soma Location yangu.....

 

[Preta]

I wishi nije Arusha nikuone!!!! Nikichoronga na kati manta ni kilugha gani hicho?

. Losambo wewe sasa hujui vitu vingi....kuja hapa Arachuga nikufundishe mara moja....a a....

 

[TANMO]

. Losambo wewe sasa hujui vitu vingi....kuja hapa Arachuga nikufundishe mara moja....a a....

na mimi nakujaaaaa...
Hujambo Bi shosti?

 

[Losambo]

. Losambo wewe sasa hujui vitu vingi....kuja hapa Arachuga nikufundishe mara moja....a a....

Mweeeee ningekuwa mchawi ningeruka na ungo chaapuuu nije uwe mwalimu wangu kwa hayo nisiyoyajua Preta

 

[Preta]

na mimi nakujaaaaa...
Hujambo Bi shosti?

mimekumiss swithat TANMO...mbona hukuja tena kwenye babekyu.....?

 

[TANMO]

mimekumiss swithat TANMO...mbona hukuja tena kwenye babekyu.....?

sitaki tena malumbano na mtu chake.. niliamua kujiweka pembeni

 

[Tresor Mandala]

mimekumiss swithat TANMO...mbona hukuja tena kwenye babekyu.....?

eeeeh...kumbee@Preta

sitaki tena malumbano na mtu chake.. niliamua kujiweka pembeni

...unajua kuwa..niko macho..na nina soma hiii mistari yenu. TANMO

 

[Muuza Sura]

kumbe ukisema umetoka Dar es salaam kuna raia wanamind?....

 

[sijui nini]

mi nipo home hapa!!

 

[Mphamvu]

Ikivuka "O" si unakuja ungo! Unaweza piga makofi usiguse kingo !

Aah taratibu mkuu Judgement! Ina maana kuna mpipi wenye diameter ya ungo? Maana marinda yanajiadjust kulingana na size ya mashine inayoyatumia.

 

[Idimi]

Hainihusu mimi nipo Mbeya, karibu Uyole na ningekuwa Dar ningekujuza nipo Dar hata kama ni Tandale Kwa Mtogole.

Uyole kubwa Mwene!
Wapi haswa? Itezi, Ilomba, Nsalaga, Igawilo? Kilimo? Iduda? Kati? Njiapanda? Pale kwa Mwangalika? au jirani na Mahinya?

 

[Mphamvu]

Khaaa!!!,
yani hawa ndo wale wanaotufanya tuweweseke ucku kucha....!
Na kweli nikizubaa nachekwa,
ndo mana jirani yangu ye anajiita M-pagani..!,
Nshafahamu Mphamvu

Kata kilevi ujinga ukutoke, ukiwaendekeza hawa utajakufa kwa presha bure?
Waendelee tu na Mungu atawalaani...

 

[ENZO]

kumbe kuishi dar ujiko!! jiji lenyewe lilivyokua chaafu na linanuka!! kha! ........