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ITV na Mtoto aliepotea

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Zlatanmasoud, Dec 31, 2011.

  1. Z

    Zlatanmasoud Member

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    Jana jioni Alionyenshwa mtoto kapotea ktk ITv, alipo hojiwa ilikua hivi
    Aliemukota: unakaa wapi?
    Mtoto: nyumbani.

    Aliemuokota: nyumbani kwenu wapi?
    Mtoto: kwa babu

    Alomuokota: babu yako anakaa wapi?
    Mtoto: anakaa nyumbani

    Alomuokota: anaitwa nani?
    Mtoto: anaitwa babu
     
  2. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    ndi ivoo
     
  3. Chapa Nalo Jr

    Chapa Nalo Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu mtoto mjanja anavizia ka ofa ka kuchukuliwa na Mhe. Pinda
     
  4. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    Tuwafundishe watoto majina ya mitaa, watu etc
     
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    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    hakao katoto kana tafuta janja ya kutumbua new year kw mshikaji!!!
     
  6. Z

    Zlatanmasoud Member

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    Aisee ni noma. Lakini kweli tuwafunze watoto wetu majina ya mitaa na watu wanaoishi nao, sio yule kaka yako, huyu bibi yako, kule kwa dadaako
     
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    luofe JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo katumwa nini? kupunguza budjet ya new year nyumbani!!
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ama kweli watoto noumaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Nadhani hakuna mzazi anayapenda mtoto wake anyanyasike wala kudhalilika so atakuwa alipotea kweli
     
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    Nico jonas Member

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    Kajibu xahihi kabixa.
     
  11. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh, zilikuwa zako nini mkuu, maana mautundu haya unayajua...
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Kibao kimoja tu angejibu kila kitu
     
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    Zlatanmasoud Member

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    Mtoto mwenyewe mdogo mkuu, nafikiri kama 5 years old
     
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    DOOKY JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona hujasema mtoto wa miaka mingapi? ili tufahamu majibu anayatoa kwa malengo yapi
     
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    Zlatanmasoud Member

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    Nafkiri 4 or 5 years old
     
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