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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A drunken man comes home with his friend. Reaching near his home he shows his friend his car and says, "This is my Car, and that my door, hitch brrrr ".
    They enter into the house, he continues giving information to his friend in his drunk tone, "U know...that`s my couch, he..he..Come, come".
    They take the stairs and he takes his friend to his bedroom where his wife is making love to this other guy and th`ey are both naked on the bed caught red handed. This man continues pointing towards his wife,
    "Hey buddy, that woman who is lying naked is my wife and that man on top of her is ME !!!!
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    :violin::msela::music::kev::lalala:

    Pombe, pombe, ukizidisha inakuwa noma
    Pombe, pombe, ukizidisha inaleta soo
     
  3. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teh
     
  4. drphone

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    du hii kali
     
  5. Mkwaruzo

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    aminia
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Mwe! Pombe gani hizo!!!!!! Basi sitakikunywa tena. Maana jamaa acje akawa anamwaga maofa ichakalike ile ajimegee wife.
     
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    ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa......
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Ukinywa namna hii inabidi upelekwe mirembe.
     
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    unanidai, lkn nitakulipa
     
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    Slm Senior Member

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    Pombe balahaa
     
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    Matti Member

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    ...hahahahaaah hiyo ni zaidi ya pombe!!!
     
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    Lo! Jamaa alilewa mpaka akawa analewalewa. :rain::rain::rain::rain:
     
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    Ha ha ha ha!
     
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