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It's Great to be a woman

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, May 14, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    Reason's why it's great to be a woman
    You will always have:-

    1. Free drinks.
    2. Free dinners.
    3. Free movies.
    4. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
    5. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
    6. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
    7. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
    8. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
    9. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
    10. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

    11. If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
    12. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
    13. There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
    14. You'll never regret piercing your ears.

    15. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
    Enjoy dadazzz
     
  2. Michelle

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    i think am less of a woman.....am not used to getting free drinks,lunch,movies or ending a fight by crying....chocolate has never solved any of my problems.....thanks anyway!
     
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    Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store

    oooh yeah....:pound:
     
  4. Speaker

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    You are one out of a ten thousand
     
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    poor me!
     
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    Ninaweza JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo no 6 prezida akiwa mwanamke itakuwaje?
     
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    That is negative,and you shoudnt ulter any thing negative about you!
    Rich Michelle
     
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    Unaweza apply vile vile,dunia ya sasa haina
    mwanamke au mwanaume,..ukitaka kuwa mwanaume any second unakua
    na wengine kila siku wana badili njia na kuwa wana wake,...full tafsida
     
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    You and me both dearest!!!

    Speaker hua wanagawa wapi hivyo vitu na mimi nikajarobu bahati???
     
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    Just try me Lizzy,....
     
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    Kwahiyo natakiwa nifanyeje???Nikuombe???
     
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    Unafanya majukumu yako,na mimi nafanya yangu at the end
    unapata vilivyo orodheshwa
     
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    Hahahahaahha! dunia imebadilika siku hizi imekuwa tofauti kila kitu pasu kwa pasu
     
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    Bana Speaker.....Bana wewe..... Why such an interest in ladies suddenly....... That list does not apply anymo' (ingawa i have to admit to one or two....)
     
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    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    Asha unakubali afu unakataa,yaani ur totally in that
    category haha
     
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    ndo haki sawa eh?
    mbona juzi juzi mlikua mnalia wanaume wana waomba sana
    hela?
     
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    Majukumu gani???Na nnatakiwa nitekeleze kwa wangapi ili niwe napata hivyo vitu ALWAYS???
     
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    Majukumu gani?---->unayajua Lizzy,ur not a kid

    Kwa wangapi?
    that is one-on-one Lizzy please
     
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    Ningekua nayajua ningeshapata hivyo vitu ulivyolistisha hapo juu....
    Ohhj kumbe vyote vinatolewa na mmoja.....haya nisaidie hayo majukumu na
    mimi nifaidi!!!
     
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