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It's a gas

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    [SIZE=+1]A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. At that time, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decideds that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "great they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.[/SIZE]
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    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you. ....
    wawawawaaaaaaaa, teteteteteteeee1 duu hii kali aiseee. jamaa alifkiri hawajamshtukia kumbe anazidi kujiharibia.
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.............