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Italian Mafia

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his
    grandson to his bed.

    "Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
    "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
    "You lissin to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whada you gonna do then? Pointa da watch and say, TIMES UP?"
  2. Mahesabu

    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    If am the grandson I would change my mind to revolver......1