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It pays to be a Tanzanian

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bujibuji, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that
    there is a different hell for each country and
    decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
    eternity.
    He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do
    they do here?" He is told "first they put you in
    an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
    on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
    German devil comes in and whips you for the
    rest of the day.
    The man does not like the sound of that at all
    so he moves on.
    He checks out the USA hell as well as the
    Russian hell and many more. He discovers that
    they are all similar to the German hell.
    Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds
    that there is a long queue of people waiting
    to get in.
    Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He
    is told "first they put you in an electric chair
    for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of
    nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil
    comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
    But that is exactly the same as all the other
    hells, why are there so many people waiting
    to get in?" asks the man.
    A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
    "Because there is never any electricity so the
    electric chair doesn't work. The nails were
    paid for but were never supplied by the
    contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep
    on……And the Tanzanian devil used to be a
    civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time
    sheet and goes back home for other
    business!!"
    ............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A TANZANIAN HUH?
     
  2. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    ebwana eeh, labda tumrudishe lowasa kwa mambo yetu yalee ya dowans
     
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