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Ishia zako demu mwenyewe hulipi wala nini........

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tindikalikali, Jun 4, 2012.

  1. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    UONGO MWINGINE HATA HAUFAI....

    Jamaa: Unasoma?

    Demu: Hapana sisomi, vipi wewe unasoma?

    Jamaa: Ndo nipo kidato cha nne Jangwani.

    Demu: Jamani hiyo si shule ya wasichana?

    Jamaa: Aaah sory nimechanganya nipo Kisutu

    Demu: Mwee mbona nayo ya wasichana...

    Jamaa: haaah aaah nilikuwa nakutania tu nachukua masters IFM.

    Demu: Mh ina maana IFM imeanza kutoa masters?

    Jamaa: Ishia zako demu mwenyewe hulipi wala nini...unaniuliza maswali kama tupo uhamiaji? KWA TAHARIFA YAKO NACHUKUA DEGREE YA UDAKTARI CBE.
     
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    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Hlo jembe limetisha
     
  3. mseseve

    mseseve JF-Expert Member

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    jembe nomaa
     
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    edu81 Member

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    duh aibu
    :sleepy:
     
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    Doreen22 JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kumbe IFM, haina Masters, kuna mtu kipindi fulani aliniambia ilikuwepo ya a certain course, labda ilishatolewa!, but nimeipenda sana joke yako, inaonesha jamaa anajifanya sizitaki mbichi hizi, wakati anajua kabisa hizo ndizi ni mbivu, sema ameshindwa tu kuzipata!
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Bila shaka akua sharobaro.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
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    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaah.
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    IFM inatoa elimu ya masters, ila kichekesho kimekaa vyema
     
  10. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Demu: Mh ina maana IFM imeanza kutoa masters?...hapa hakubishiwa sema tu jamaa hajui kitu
     
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    wikolo JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa alikuwa balaa lol!
     
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