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Is This My Train?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEEDAT IBRAHIM, Jul 30, 2008.

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    DEEDAT IBRAHIM Member

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    Lady: Is this my train?

    Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

    Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KIGOMA .
    Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.



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    A drunkard was brought to court.
    Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
    The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.'
    The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda.'




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  2. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    Ha ha ha!
     
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    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    Mamaaaaaa Mbavu Zangu!!
     
  4. MpigaFilimbi

    MpigaFilimbi JF-Expert Member

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    that's a nice one!!!
     
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