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Is this her first baby?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Mar 17, 2009.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    John phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" he said."Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her husband, John, speakin'."
     
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    Galaauditty New Member

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    Hi everyone! I`m new to the forum. I have a funny story to tell you that I read somewhere.

    A patient comes to a dentist with a tooth pain.
    Dantist : Two of you teeth are inflamated and we need to remove them.
    Patient: And how much will it cost?
    Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
    Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
    Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! [​IMG]
     
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

    Tena bila ganzi!!yaani kijana yupo kwenye jumba la sinema ukilipa buku 5 unakaa masaa....i thought the patient go opt for one teeth to be removed!!
     
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