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Is life without sex - long life???

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Optimistic Soul, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    What a total waste of resources!
    I’m a 107-year-old virgin’
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    Britain’s oldest virgin says her longevity is thanks to her never having sex.
    Clara Meadmore recently celebrated her 107th birthday and says she never bothered bumping nasties with anyone because it seemed like too much hassle.
    Clara says she knew she would stay single from the age of 12 and focused on her career.
    “People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied sex,” says Clara.
    “I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved. I have always been busy doing other things.
    “I’ve never been bothered about relationships.
    “When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband and I never married.” - Daily Voice


    Kumbe kutoku.... kunaongeza maisha!
    Her gravestone will read "RETURNED,UNOPENED".HA HA HAA!


    JE WANAJF TUACHE KUDO ILI TUISHI MAISHA MAREFU KAMA BIBI YETU HAPO?
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    duuuhhh kwa umri alionao...
    Hajui alichokuwa ana miss out...
     
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    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Labda ila sidhani kama umeshanza unaweza kuacha hiyo kitu ni noma bwana
     
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    ngoko JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye umri huo kumbukumbu huanza kupotea , yawezekana matukio machache ya kumegwa yameshapotea kichwani mwake.
     
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    Fab JF-Expert Member

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    haahaha eti returned unopened..hio kali...,
    btt:itakuwa ngumu kutokudoo.....
    sihitaji kukaa muda mrefu ktk dunia hii...
    if i have happy 70 years on this earth,then am ready to go...
    sio tunaingangania dunia ya watu..LOL,wengine wanaozaliwa watakosa nafasi kama kila mtu ataishi kufikia 100s...kwi kwiii
     
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    Fab JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah kwa hio kibibi cha watu kimesahau..?:redfaces:
     
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