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Ipe title mwenyewe....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a va.gi.na. What is a va.gi.na, and what does it look like?"

    "Well, son, before s.ex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

    "Wow, what does it look like after se.x?"

    "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
     
  2. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Mnh! Wat next?
     
  3. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    What next.... ingekuwa bongo angekatwa bonge la bao.....
     
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    Wun JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaa nimecheka mbaya
     
  5. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanza kibongo bongo ujasiri wa kumuuliza baba yake ivyo angeutoa wap?
     
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    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    Wahahahahahahahahah!!! oh really!? i never noticed i will check next time.. hahahaha daaah i felt down because of your joke.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Haaah haah hah....dogo mdadisi huyo,alafu katika mambo mazito mazito.
    Duuh,uyo dingi nae hachagui majibu ya kumjibu mtoto?
     
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    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
    Proven to be a perfect answer duh! mbavu zangu weye
     
  9. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu dingi ni zaidi ya nomaa kwa majibu yake hata akinidanganya alikuwa anakuwa wa kwanza kila mtihani wakati alikuwa wa mwisho nakubali.
     
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