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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kashengo, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. kashengo

    kashengo JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Vijana wawili katika harakati za kutafuta kazi, waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, marafiki wawili hao walikuwa wakisaidiana mambo mbalimbali ya kimaisha walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ampatie mwenzie majibu.
    Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana na watahiniwa walishagundua kuwa maswali yalikuwa yakijirudia basi yule jamaa aliyeingia wa kwanza alipotoka akaamua kumpatia mwenzie majibu tu.
    SWALI LA 1 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHEN WAS TANZANIA INDEPENDENCE?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT IT POSTPONED TO 1961 DUE TO MANY REASONS.
    SWALI LA 2 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHO BROUGHT INDEPENDENCE?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SO MANY PERTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.
    SWALI LA 3 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: IT BELIEVES THAT IN MARS THERE ARE LIVING THINGS, DO YOU BELIEVE?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SOME SAY YES, SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING.

    Sasa alipoingia yule kijana ambaye uwezo wake darasani haukuwa mzuri na kwakuwa alikuwa amekariri majibu tu ilikuwa ni patashika humo ndani ya chumba cha mtihani.
    SWALI LA 1 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 1960 BUT POSTPONED TO 1961.
    SWALI KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY?
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SO MANY PERTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.
    SWALI LA 3 KUTOKA KWA MWAJIRI: OHHHHHH MY GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY?
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SOME SAY YES, SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING.

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  2. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe tehe, umetisha kaka.
     
  3. kashengo

    kashengo JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe
     
  4. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Ipo safi,ime2lia!
     
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    MASHUVE IFOLONG'O Member

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    Hiyo nimeipenda ndugu.
     
  6. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    I like it,hahah
     
  7. VUTA-NKUVUTE

    VUTA-NKUVUTE JF-Expert Member

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    We mkali!
     
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    sindo Senior Member

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    its so so marvellous
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    nice composure!
     
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    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    nice...!
     
  11. Edgar011

    Edgar011 Member

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    Ooh my ribs are itching
     
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    mmc Senior Member

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    umetisha mzazi
     
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    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka kabla hata ya kusoma comment za wengine! Lete nyingine basi!
     
  14. steveslove

    steveslove Senior Member

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    ya kina joti hii sema ya kina joti ni kiswahili
     
  15. Ze Pro-Money

    Ze Pro-Money Member

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    mule mule!
     
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    Copy and pest noumaaa
     
  17. molely molly

    molely molly JF-Expert Member

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    duh just iko poua ime make ma day!
     
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