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Interview

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    A man went for a job interview with his wife. The man went in first and discovered that the preceeding questions were all the same with his. So when he came out, he told his wife all the answers and she crammed them. The answers were 1.yes
    2.monkey
    3.Vasco Da Gamma (u know what i mean)
    4.Uamsho
    5.HIV
    but when the woman got in, the interviewer became interested in the woman and decided to ask her simple questions. He started "madam, the man that left must be ur husband". She replied..."mhmm". Then the man started..
    1. Are u single?-the woman replied "yes".
    2. Whats the name of your interviewer?
    She said "monkey"
    3.who would u say is the greatest comedian in the world?
    She said "Vasco Da Gamma(kamtaja jamaa yetu)
    4.who in Tanzania do u wish long life?
    She said "Uamsho"
    5.well, thats good madam, said the man. He asked bt what wil u give me in return, If I give u the job? She smiled and replied "HIV".
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Obama na Vasco Da Gamma walikuwa na maongezi mafupi
    Obama:kwanini kwenye serikali yako kuna tume nyingi,tume ya ajira,tume ya kudhibiti ukimwi,tume ya kuchunguza mauaji
    mbali mbali,tume ya katiba,tume ya utumishi wa umma,tume ya mawasiliano n.k, kuna tume zaidi ya 50.
    kwenye nchi yetu hatufanyi mambo hivo,amerika hatufanyi kama nye.
    Vasco :Usijali kuhusu hilo itabidi nikae chini ili niweze kuunda tume ya kujadili kuhusu mambo unayosema.
     
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    Mkuu Excellent upo juu kwenye hii fani.
    Ngoja niunde tume ichunguze kwa nn tz tunapenda kuunda tume!
     
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  4. Viol

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    mgodi halafu hiyo tume utakayounda kuchunguza kwanini tuna tume nyingi ikiharibu mambo nitaiundia tume
     
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    Hahaha Jkilaza noma
     
  6. Viol

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    ndo zake mkuu
     
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    Teh ngoja nimwazime ubongo kidogo
     
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    tume pia iundwe kujua kwanini vasco anasafari nyingi za nje esp kwa bwana cameroun
     
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    nitaunda tume kuchunguza hizo tume zenu mlizounda kuchunguzana, halafu baada ya hapo nitaunda tume ndogo ya kuifuatilia hii tume nitakayoiunda
     
  10. Viol

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    teh teh teh kwa hiyo utaunda tume mbili?tume inasimamia tume lingine
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    na yeye ataunda tume lingine kuhakikisha hilo tume litakaloundwa linafeli huo uchunguzi
     
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    Ataliundia tume ilo li tume lakufelisha uchunguzi kuhakikisha halifeli kufelisha uchunguzi
     
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    wacha nitengeze tume ya kuchunguza mnayo post hapa.
     
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    Ngoja nianze na tume ya kuchunguza wapi Mkuu Excellent anapata haya mabomu yakuvunja mbavu za wananchi wasio na hatia pale pale walipo bila hata ya kuwapeleka kwenye kale kamsitu.
     
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    na mimi nitakuundia tume ya kuchunguza tume uliyounda
     
  16. Viol

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    na sisi tutawaundia tume pia
     
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    Exellent! Mzee wa tume!
     
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    Muheshimiwa Spika taarifaaaa. Eeeeeeh mheshimiwa Spika nimesahau, mwongozo wa Spikaaaa...Mbona waheshimiwa wajumbe wanaunda tume tu hapa bana.
     
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    japo bangi ni mmea ka mingine ila huu ni soo
     
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