A man went for a job interview with his wife. The man went in first and discovered that the preceeding questions were all the same with his. So when he came out, he told his wife all the answers and she crammed them. The answers were 1.yes 2.monkey 3.Vasco Da Gamma (u know what i mean) 4.Uamsho 5.HIV but when the woman got in, the interviewer became interested in the woman and decided to ask her simple questions. He started "madam, the man that left must be ur husband". She replied..."mhmm". Then the man started.. 1. Are u single?-the woman replied "yes". 2. Whats the name of your interviewer? She said "monkey" 3.who would u say is the greatest comedian in the world? She said "Vasco Da Gamma(kamtaja jamaa yetu) 4.who in Tanzania do u wish long life? She said "Uamsho" 5.well, thats good madam, said the man. He asked bt what wil u give me in return, If I give u the job? She smiled and replied "HIV".