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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by OMEGA, May 3, 2012.

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    OMEGA JF-Expert Member

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    OY: May I hold your hand?
    GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
    GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY: You love me...
    GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??
    GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
    GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
    BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL: How soon??
    BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??
    SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
    MAN: You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
    Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
     
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    suri JF-Expert Member

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    mh,bit complex joke
     
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