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Interesting Laws!

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Mike-Austin, May 20, 2009.

  1. Mike-Austin

    Mike-Austin Member

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    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be
    seen with.

    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.