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Installing HUSBAND Operating Systeam

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fredwash, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    iNSTALLING HUSBAND!!!



    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition,
    Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

    Romance 9.5
    and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.


    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.


    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,


    _________

    Reply


    DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



    Please enter command:
    ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed,
    Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..



    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

    Please note that
    Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



    Whatever you do,
    DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
    Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary,
    Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.


    We recommend:
    Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.


    Good Luck Madam!
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    I see! This is mean a great thinker is in work.
    Congratulation
     
  3. Wisdom

    Wisdom JF-Expert Member

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    Kama huwezi kuandika kiingereza andika lugha ambayo unaielewa vizuri.
     
  4. M

    Mdanganyika2 Member

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    that is great mtu wangu very interesting
     
  5. Manumbu

    Manumbu JF-Expert Member

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    hivi lugha za watu tunazipapatikia lakini zenyewe hazitumaindi kabisa. sijui kwa nini na sisi hatuachani nazo! Dah haya madudu uliyoandika mshkaji nimekuelewa tu kwa vile najua wewe ni mswahili na nahisi ulityaka kusema nini kwa kiswahili! kiinglishi sio lazima hapa JF ndugu yangu!
     
  6. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha kizungu kilikuja na ndege na kingine na meli kikamwagikia baharini akikufika chote (kuna mtu aliwahi kusema hivyo humu)

    But dah mshikaji noma nimeipenda sana
     
  7. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah jamaa kajitahidi sana, ofcoz hajatunga yeye, kakidownload then akatupa humu jamvini. Tumpongeze kwa hilo!
     
  8. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani hiyo thread ni yakiswahili? People are free to use language they likes, kwa kinyalu unakijua andika, mbona wengi huandika kichaga?
     
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Hii kaal!
     
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    davycom Member

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    duh cjawahi kufikiria ki2 kama hiki! Safi sana mdau.
     
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    charndams JF-Expert Member

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    kwenda huko...mwache mwenzio!! si ungemjibu wewe kwa kiingereza kama unakijua???mh!!!!
     
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