Installing HUSBAND Operating Systeam

Fredwash

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Oct 27, 2009
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iNSTALLING HUSBAND!!!



A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.


Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,


_________

Reply


DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..



However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.


We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.


Good Luck Madam!
 
I see! This is mean a great thinker is in work.
Congratulation

hivi lugha za watu tunazipapatikia lakini zenyewe hazitumaindi kabisa. sijui kwa nini na sisi hatuachani nazo! Dah haya madudu uliyoandika mshkaji nimekuelewa tu kwa vile najua wewe ni mswahili na nahisi ulityaka kusema nini kwa kiswahili! kiinglishi sio lazima hapa JF ndugu yangu!
 
hivi lugha za watu tunazipapatikia lakini zenyewe hazitumaindi kabisa. sijui kwa nini na sisi hatuachani nazo! Dah haya madudu uliyoandika mshkaji nimekuelewa tu kwa vile najua wewe ni mswahili na nahisi ulityaka kusema nini kwa kiswahili! kiinglishi sio lazima hapa JF ndugu yangu!

Ha ha ha kizungu kilikuja na ndege na kingine na meli kikamwagikia baharini akikufika chote (kuna mtu aliwahi kusema hivyo humu)

But dah mshikaji noma nimeipenda sana
 
Kama huwezi kuandika kiingereza andika lugha ambayo unaielewa vizuri.
Kwani hiyo thread ni yakiswahili? People are free to use language they likes, kwa kinyalu unakijua andika, mbona wengi huandika kichaga?
 

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