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Installing a Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwazange, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. Mwazange

    Mwazange JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
    NBA 5.0,
    NFL 3.0 and
    Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate.

    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
    If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    Cooking 3.0 and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck!
    Tech Support
     
  2. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

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    mbona haieleweki?
     
  3. B101

    B101 Member

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    You just cracked my ribs..LOL! Nice joke..kwa aneelewa kiinglishi na mtambo kiasi kwenye kompyuta na mambo ya mitandao!
     
  4. Lole Gwakisa

    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

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    Try formatting Marriage drive and re-install Boyfriend 5.0!
     
  5. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    What if a husband has virus,will my pc fail functioning?
    How can you advice on Strees Release Package? Can you sometime have it? Ha ha ha
     
  6. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

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    Umenidhalilisha saaana,umenifedhehesha saaaana.......nimemuandikia PM Invisible leo kuwa tangu leo.....
     
  7. S

    Sahiba JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu arudi tena Shule...pole kaka

    SAHIBA.
     
  8. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    aisee hiii siyo ya HGL's at least uwe umesoma MS word...
     
  9. Mwazange

    Mwazange JF-Expert Member

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    Thats gonna be a downgrade process which may make a lot of new updates fail and many people will take it as a final straw....
    Lakini unaweza ukawa na Boyfriend 5.0 as a ghost image.....sometimes it helps...kwi kwi kwi
     
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