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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by shegaboy, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. shegaboy

    shegaboy JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna dada mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana wanaume siku moja kakutana na jamaa mmoja akasema anataka kumuoa. ila jamaa anajua nyendo zote za yule demu alikuwa anamtega tu. yuledada akakubali wakaenda kupima wakakuta wote wazima yule kaka akaanza kuomba mzigo kwani si tayari wachumba yule dada akampa mzigo. wakiwa katika libeneke yule kaka akasema na kama Mungu angesema anaweka watu alama katika hili tungeona viroja sana. yule dada akauliza unasema? yule kaka akasema kwa tendo hili kama Mungu angekuwa anaweka alama watu uliotembea nao na ungekuwa unageuka geuka sura zao ingetisha sana. yule dada akasusa kutoa mzigo kwa yule kaka pale pale yule kaka akaaza kumhesabia wanaume aliokuwa anatembea nao. Huseni, john mushi, iscka mbelwa, makalius,.......yule dada akavaanguo zake akatoka mbio kwani wote ametembea nao kweli
     
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    Me370 JF-Expert Member

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    There is a Need to restart my sense of humor.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kuchekesha pia kipaji!
     
  5. Panizo

    Panizo Member

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    u dont knw wat ur duin, is not ur talent! may be ur talent is laughing but not making people to laugh.
     
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    beyond heaven Member

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    tafuta business nyingine jombaaaaaaaa
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo mengi hata hayachekeshi hata kdgo.jipange.
     
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    Mateka Senior Member

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    He he he he he hii hi hi Enhe enhe ihi ihi ihi heeeeeeeeeee mama mbavu zangu uuwwwi hehehheh hiiiii enhe ihi hi hih ihi
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heheheheheh hahahahahahahahh ihi ihi ihi ihi ihi oho oho heeeeeeeee ihi ihi hhhheeeeeeeeee
    ehe eeeeeee
     
  9. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Mmh hata mwenye ugonjwa wa kuchekacheka hapa ata brooo
     
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    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    hii broken nimeipenda..
     
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    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    Kilahunja wewe ndio umenichekesha bibie! Dah....haya bana!!
     
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