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Infidelity aint funny

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bujibuji, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Jim, Dave and Eric die and arrive at the gate, St Paul explains to them:
    'Heaven is a very big place and you need a car to get around. The car
    you get depends solely on how faithful you were to your spouse while you
    were alive'

    Jim was married for 15 years and cheated on his wife 3 times so he got a
    Vitz.

    Dave was married 20 years and cheated on his wife 1nce so he got a
    Toyota NZE.

    Eric was married for 50 years and never cheated on his wife so he got a
    BMW.

    Jim and Dave were very envious of Eric!
    A couple of months later Jim and Dave see Eric sitting on the pavement
    crying...

    Dave asks: 'What's wrong buddy?'
    Eric replies: 'I just saw my wife'

    Jim asks: 'So? why are you crying?'
    Eric says: 'She was on a bicycle!!!!!”
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    It means Eric's wife cheated on him ahahahahaaaah!
     
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