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Indians are great thinkers admired by Americans

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

    2. One doubt is whether any 're -scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

    5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

    6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

    7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only

    8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

    9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

    10. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS...?


    Regards,
    Banta


    Source: Yahoo friends
     
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    DaMie JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    Good one !
     
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    ingenious
     
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    Oh No! Are you a scam?
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeshaisoma hii huko nyuma, sio vibaya na wengine wakaisoma!!!!
     
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