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Inakuwaje pale muh:raisi anashikwa na haja.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Che Kalizozele, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua jana muheshimiwa Kikwete alikunywa maji mengi sana,kilichonishangaza hakushikwa hata na haja ndogo.Ndipo hili likanipitia kichwani kwamba pale ndo raisi ameshikwa na haja na anataka kwenda kujisaidia,inakuwaje.Anakwenda au anavumilia.
     
  2. Mfamaji

    Mfamaji JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe unaonaje?
     
  3. Balantanda

    Balantanda JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmhhh kaazi kwelikweli
     
  4. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    kunasehemu ya hotuba ilikupita ukiwaza hayo ... sijui dakika ngapi vile????

    ila kweli unampenda mpaka ukawaza afya yake ... hongera ... kula tano rafiki yangu
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Public speakers wote huwa wanajisaidia kabla ya kuongea kama anajua hotuba itakua ndefu,pia masaa 3 au 4 kwa mtu mwenye afya anaweza kukaa bila kwenda chooni.Kingine kama ungeangalia vizuri huwa hawanywi mengi kwa mpigo ni kidogo tu koo lisikauke
     
  6. PgSoft2008

    PgSoft2008 JF-Expert Member

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    mhh I think we have more to discuss
     
  7. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hayo yanaweza kutokea sana ila mbinu itakayo tumika ni kwamba
    1. Hotuba ile itasitishwa na atamuita msaidizi wake na kuongea naye naye atajifanya kapokea simu kutoka Rais mwenzie nje ya nchi naye atasitisha kwa muda na kwenda kuattend call.


    2. Kama itakuwa ni dharura kubwa labda alikula chakula kikaleta tofauti ya ukaaji mwilini basi Bunge litaambiwa lijadili machache yaliyosemwa na Mh Rais kwa dakika 30 hivi naye huenda kujisitiri na kurudi kwa gwaride la kibunge mambo yakaendelea.

    ..........My take!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Phillemon Mikael JF Gold Member

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    ..ile hotuba ilikuwa amepanga kuvunja rekodi ya castro ahutubie zaidi ya masaa 5...ila aliikatishia saa la 4 ..baada ya kusikia haja zote...

    ....mwenzie castro alikuwa akipanga kuhutubia masaa manne anakula dry ration...na anakuwa na maji ya glucose anafanya kulamba tu ..ili asipoteze energy...

    next time jk atakapohutubia bunge will apply this ..na atahutubia masaa 8..atakuwa anajitahidi kuvunja rekodi ya guiness..hilo ndilo litakuwa lengo kuu la hotuba yake hiyo.....sehemu ya hotuba hiyo atawataja kwa majina mawaziri na wabunge wote na wenza wao....
     
  9. Mhafidhina

    Mhafidhina JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha leo nimecheka mpaka mwisho....! Afadhali hatuna Raisi chapombe, manake najua mtu anayekunywa bia mara kwa mara huwa wanaenda chooni sana....!
     
  10. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    lohh masaa nane??akihutubia nini??hatukawii kuelezewa mambo ya harusi ya mwanae humo ndani na blah blah kibao wat we want ni utendaji in actions nt in them words tumeshayachoka jamaniiii
     
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    SAS Member

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    Kweli Mtaalam muda wa story na kuuza sura umekwisha tunataka man of action
     
  12. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiwa katika mitihani mathalani na muda ni kikwazo huwa haja huisikii ila pens down kojo laweza toka atiii!
     
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